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Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 7

  1. Astra~! (dr1ft@cathoderay.tube)'s status on Saturday, 25-Aug-2018 23:32:29 EDT Astra~! Astra~!
    refrigerators are domesticated winter
    In conversation Saturday, 25-Aug-2018 23:32:29 EDT from cathoderay.tube permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  2. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 21:14:10 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • TurboMoistᵘʷᵘ

    @TurboMoist

    Break out he Hoppe's no.9 and slap this on the turntable. https://youtu.be/DhaRkWfaq10

    It's gonna be a filthy night.

    In conversation Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 21:14:10 EST from niu.moe permalink

    Attachments

    1. Holy Fuck - Red Lights
      By Young Turks from YouTube
  3. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 21:11:06 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • TurboMoistᵘʷᵘ

    Oi, @TurboMoist Gun Jesus is stripping you raifu RIGHT NOW.
    watchyagonnadoaboutit????

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDqmi4ID8SI

    #girlsfrontline

    In conversation Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 21:11:06 EST from niu.moe permalink
  4. ✅​ 𝓔𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸 (EUnomia score: -NaN%) (proxeus@iscute.moe)'s status on Friday, 16-Nov-2018 14:34:31 EST ✅​ 𝓔𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸 (EUnomia score: -NaN%) ✅​ 𝓔𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸 (EUnomia score: -NaN%)
    - BREAKING NEWS -

    Residents from niu.moe found out this morning they became bunnies after drinking some water. "The water on Niu is making us fluffy!" they claimed.

    More news as follows. :bun:
    In conversation Friday, 16-Nov-2018 14:34:31 EST from iscute.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  5. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 12:11:24 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • ✅​ 𝓔𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸 (EUnomia score: -NaN%)

    @proxeus So that's why my dad yelled at me to shave this morning. I guess this also enplanes my desire to hop instead of walk.

    In conversation Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 12:11:24 EST from niu.moe permalink
  6. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 12:09:44 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Abdominal muscles

    @abs Ah, my mistake. However I'm very good at navel gazing. My true calling is extracting belly button lint though.

    In conversation Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 12:09:44 EST from niu.moe permalink
  7. dd-sama (dd86k@shelter.moe)'s status on Friday, 16-Nov-2018 20:35:07 EST dd-sama dd-sama

    hapy reimu

    In conversation Friday, 16-Nov-2018 20:35:07 EST from shelter.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  8. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 11:53:44 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Abdominal muscles

    @abs Motivations:

    1. Don't get fired
    2. Pay rent/mortgage
    3. Buy food so I don't stave to death

    In conversation Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 11:53:44 EST from niu.moe permalink
  9. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 20:43:53 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Alright, which one of you fuckers did this? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6379071/Crazy-love-The-Japanese-man-married-hologram.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

    #niu

    In conversation Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 20:43:53 EST from niu.moe permalink

    Attachments

    1. Japanese man 'marries' a virtual reality singing hologram
      from Mail Online
      Akihiko Kondo, 35, from Tokyo, married his virtual reality hologram Hatsune Miku this month during a ceremony in Tokyo. His mother refused an invitation to her son's wedding.
  10. Istoric (istoric@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 19:10:00 EST Istoric Istoric

    Adafruit Trinket (5v) with 4x Adafruit Neopixel RGB LEDs on a little lithium power source. Perfect for turning any room into a rainbow #pride dance hall cheaply and quickly!

    In conversation Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 19:10:00 EST from mastodon.sdf.org permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  11. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 21:12:07 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Miaourt
    • Electric Shoop

    @Technowix @esheep
    I used my contacts in the US Treasury/INTERPOL to run surveillance on you.

    I'm watching you, senpai :blobpeek:

    P.S. CLEAN YOUR BATHROOM, holy shit.

    In conversation Monday, 12-Nov-2018 21:12:07 EST from niu.moe permalink
  12. Reeve who walks among the rows (demonsthenes13@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 18:02:10 EST Reeve who walks among the rows Reeve who walks among the rows

    Fit bits are just Tamagotchis for adults but turns out you're the blob you're trying to keep alive.

    In conversation Monday, 12-Nov-2018 18:02:10 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  13. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 12:44:56 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Eugen

    @Gargron I meant this as a joke, but now you got my gears turning and I might just build this thing.

    In conversation Monday, 12-Nov-2018 12:44:56 EST from niu.moe permalink
  14. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 12:43:54 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Miaourt
    • Electric Shoop

    I'm gonna retreat to my missile silo and the only computer I'm gonna use is an IBM 5100.

    Periodically I will forward parts of my moe collection to @esheep and @Technowix to post on my behalf.

    Basically, I'm gonna be the unabomber but with moe.

    And without the murder.

    Killing innocent people is really really bad.

    In conversation Monday, 12-Nov-2018 12:43:54 EST from niu.moe permalink
  15. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 12:37:51 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Eugen

    Oi, @Gargron Is there a Masto API for CW on 80 meter ham bands? I'm giving up on modern computers yet I still need to shitpost here.

    In conversation Monday, 12-Nov-2018 12:37:51 EST from niu.moe permalink
  16. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 12:34:06 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    That's it, I'm done with computers.

    In conversation Monday, 12-Nov-2018 12:34:06 EST from niu.moe permalink
  17. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 10-Nov-2018 20:05:22 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    My parents just had a shouting march about weather or not Baseball is played in the rain.

    Fuck.

    In conversation Saturday, 10-Nov-2018 20:05:22 EST from niu.moe permalink
  18. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 10-Nov-2018 11:52:01 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Yes, I got a hair cut.

    STOP LOOKING AT ME.

    In conversation Saturday, 10-Nov-2018 11:52:01 EST from niu.moe permalink
  19. pebble🐅 (rainfruit@mastodon.art)'s status on Friday, 09-Nov-2018 22:49:47 EST pebble🐅 pebble🐅

    future goals

    In conversation Friday, 09-Nov-2018 22:49:47 EST from mastodon.art permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  20. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Friday, 09-Nov-2018 19:16:05 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Colette Cloudbutt, 🐹-kisser

    @electroCutie *Hug accepted*

    In conversation Friday, 09-Nov-2018 19:16:05 EST from niu.moe permalink
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