Notices by 🇳🇴 Thor — backup account (thorthenorseman@octodon.social), page 117

I like the idea of being in a party, guild or community, but it's always for stuff I don't particularly enjoy. Then again, maybe this stuff is for younger people and is an extension of the "hanging out with your crew" thing a lot of people do in their twenties. I mean, you don't see many 30+ people doing that stuff. In your thirties, you're supposed to be married and done with that stuff. Yet, here we are...

@transcendentalConsensus There is a thing called a Let's Read now? Is that where they give comics voiceovers?

YouTube stars are kind of weird. They have the whole "person just relaxing in front of a webcam" air about them, but they simultaneously come off as insincere, because you only see one side of them.

@transcendentalConsensus In other words, this is an excellent way of wasting tremendous amounts of time.

You can tell something has a big fanbase when there are this many subpages for it on TV Tropes...

It's funny how this 13-inch 2017 MacBook Pro runs slower than my 2015 15-inch MacBook Pro that is currently in for repairs. I guess it's not so surprising, given that the older model has an i7 processor with a higher clock speed, but I can remember a time when older machines were always slower no matter what.

Running 'pod install' on a fresh CoocaPods install takes forever...

Note to self and other Android developers: The Gradle 'api' directive behaves exactly the same as the old 'compile' directive.

Bought a sonic toothbrush from Philips. Mmm, skull vibrations. *Homer Simpson drool*

*browsing home timeline* Oh, this guy seems interesting. I better follow him.

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D'OH!

Old but gold.

For I become Thor, destroyer of time. *clicks Refresh button dramatically*

Chili mayo is good, but CHILL mayo is best. Mayo needs to relax once in a while, bro. *raises hand and makes peace symbol*

For unknown reasons, cheetahs are called gepards in Norwegian, with a hard G; rhymes with leopard.

@rushkeating Also, your typical Eurogeek is usually very thin. But of course the neckbeard type can be found here too. He's just not quite as common.

@rushkeating Depends a bit on the geek. Your average Eurogeek usually wears a very nondescript outfit.

BASIC GEEK STARTER KIT

Lenovo with Tux sticker
Black T-shirt
Jeans
Ponytail hair extension
Wireframe glasses
Skin bleaching cream
Cat