Notices by 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social), page 9

@pup_hime to fund the new non-profit drone powered cooperative amazon,

@pup_hime which is why we need to seize all of bezos's money first,

@pup_hime in my perfect drone delivery imagination they'd just deliver it to a balcony or window dock directly. or on a thing on top of the building now we're at it

@mrtino oof

@thaega nooope i will not take any responsibility for this

me: freelance; or, programmer of fortune, if you will,

serious people under capitalism, in many facebook et linkedin pages: *describes self as that*

can't even self-deprecate anymore smh

oh no i made a shitpost but it's actually a job title

"im doing some sort of spectacular fucking jackknife off the loop" lmao

@Luna_ (it is *big* though and like, 30-40kg for the whole thing)

@Luna_ i don't know how good it would be to take it back but i sure would love to show it to you

@val it's not about data migration but building and maintaining the schema (i don't even expect it to change later)

the entire feature's point and use is capitalist bullshit why am i even

i'm making a tiny server whose sole purpose is to check license keys and store telemetry, otherwise known as "boring as fuck"

but then i thought hey let's make it in rust so it just works with low-to-zero maintenance and skip the debugging phase

but now i'm wondering how should i store those license keys and telemetry

sqlite is nearly overkill but then i could use the builtin guarantees and thread safety and all, but i don't want to fucking write migrations in sql

sqlite but without the sqlite

can i have like, a transactional toml file

just committed this funny atrocity

@3D63 :blobmiou:

@kimdanes it can do that or the opposite really

Tiddy

themks