Notices by Stephanie Jessop, Space Pirate (taweret@octodon.social)

I don't normally share news stories but jfc

Energy Department Officials Rebrand Natural Gas as ‘Freedom Gas,’ ‘Molecules of U.S. Freedom’ | KTLA
https://ktla.com/2019/05/29/top-energy-department-officials-rebrand-natural-gas-as-freedom-gas-molecules-of-u-s-freedom/

what if a chair but it's also a roomba?
why should cats be the only ones who get to ride on roombas?

So I just found this online and that's it. We're done. Everyone go home. We'll start a new civilization tomorrow

The reigning box lord slumbers

Only four more eps of game of thrones and they still haven't done a musical episode smdh

@brandon everything is on my website http://stephaniejessop.com/my-work.html

the last ep was the one where phlox hallucinated everything

they could have had phlox deal with real problems, maybe a real alien attack while everyone was in comas but that might have been entertaining and this is enterprise so

this one says "The crew begins to question Archer's judgment when he goes to extremes to save an abandoned nest of Xindi-Insectoid eggs."

which sounds like that one tmnt ep but i'm sure will be duller

Siegfried says "there are no unskilled workers, only unvalued workers"

A Muppets Army of Darkness with Bruce Campbell still playing the lead but all other parts as Muppets

CORRECTING 👏 YOUR 👏 TYPOS 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 SING 👏 OF 👏 WEAKNESS 👏

You: I think the coffee maker is broken.
Me: Boost the confinement beam.
You: What? That's not...
Me: Transfer auxiliary power to shields.
You: You can't just say random-
Me: Run a level three diagnostic on the deflector array.
You: (sobbing) Stop...
Me: Make it so.

Me: See, the station is supposed to be ugly. It was built by the Cardassians and literally hung over Bajor during the occupation but that same oppression has left the Bajorans in a position where they can't just build a new station and are forced to work with what they've got. So the ugly legacy of colonialism is the literal backdrop of the show.

Barista: Okay, but did you want whip cream on that?

Me: Yes please.

No, auto correct, I did not mean ducking. I have never meant ducking! And neither has anyone else! Duck you!

More animes need dubs in the style of the Ghost Stories dub

Newt toot. #tootsofnewts