Notices by Ash Furr-owo 🏳️‍🌈:honk: (ashfurrow@mastodon.technology)

morning

good morning, here’re some handy instructions from Beatrice Arthur about what to do if a nearby unicorn has started choking

update: I've dug up my Firewatch disposable camera photos and sent them to the family chat, and now I'm sending them to your TL: https://firewatch.camera/WhiteWyomingGully/

good morning comrades

good morning

they keep signing up for new accounts on m.t, and I keep suspending them, and they keep emailing me with the same, tired replies. waaah, our free speech. waaah, you're the real fascist.

get the fuck outa here

I just want to thank all the mods at mastodon.technology (@bclindner @danielhglus @fuzzface) for their work handling reports on the instance, and especially this week with the wave of spam we're seeing on the fediverse.

An extra-special thanks to @bclindner for building tools to automate moderator responses to these spammers, and for open-sourcing those tools to help other admins: https://github.com/bclindner/ivory/

Morning!

good morning, enjoy this quick reference

Twitter is intent on ruining the third-party app ecosystem: http://apps-of-a-feather.com

I use Twitter less and less but it's still a part of my online life. It's sad to see it fade and whither.

It's remarkable to me that after years of research into graph-databases and specialized data structures (to model social relationships), Mastodon has succeeded with, uhh, Rails on top of Postgres. I love it.

Good morning
https://mastodon.technology/media/IaZs4tiOXN-JkEyKHZ8

got my first ever mechanical keyboard

Find someone who loves you like Americans love Fahrenheit.

And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
`ps -e`

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SOCIAL NETWORK, MORTYYYY!! I'M MASTO RIIIIIIIIICK! https://mastodon.technology/media/JiFE3_hfTBQeXyWNJKQ

https://mastodon.technology/media/OfoK110gxuTA4KNRwsc https://mastodon.technology/media/xsLADsZRdTM9dOIYXeE