Notices by The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)

How to cast a hecks:

1. Shake your fist at it
2. Yell "HECK HECK"

Goofy knows he's gonna have a bad day when that smarmy old-timey-radio voice starts narrating

Why should *my* genetic information be put at risk of exploitation and exposure because a relative of mine, who may not have carefully considered the long-term costs of for-profit genome sequencing, decided to get their genome sequenced?

So what if there was a law

A law requiring every single member of your extended family to consent before a for-profit company can sequence your genome, and if even a single family member refuses or can't be contacted for any reason, the process cannot continue

#Bioethics #PatientData #InformedConsent

* LOL—way too exuberant
* lol—but I'm starting a sentence, and having no capital letter at the beginning looks weird; also they know I'm on my phone, and that I would have had to manually de-capitalize it, which smacks of effort
* Lol—ahhh just right; casual asymmetrical capitalization

> Quebec denies French citizen's immigration application because 1 chapter of thesis was in English

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/french-thesis-immigration-caq-1.5351155

Citations per paper

* Philosophy: Like 1, 2 tops
* Medicine: Over 9000

Who to cite:

* Philosophy: Only dead people
* Medicine: The living

Did you forget to cite them?

* Philosophy: They're dead nbd
* Medicine: Oh jeez oh jeez oh jeez run

mufos mufoi
mufou mufon
mufo mufoi
mufon mufous
mufe mufoi

There are many forms that justice can take

But there is a special place in my heart

For the ironic or self-inflicted kind

Hi everyone, I have a master's and a doctorate in ethics ama

... in 1955, Doctor Emmett Brown invented time travel

* The Chancellor from "The Obsolete Man" (The Twilight Zone, 1961) / Kovat in "Tribunal"
* Kor from TOS / Kor in DS9
* Will Robinson from Lost in Space, 1969 / Crewman Kellin

> Frog Prince

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/frog-prince-2

🌧️

This is like my most optimistic realistic outcome

I'm actually really happy about this

Liberal minority government with NDP balance of power

And if you want to make an academic happy, give me your best prediction about how many seats each party will get, using the tool I made here!

https://www.bgcarlisle.com/elxn43/ #elxn43

Go vote, and vote for someone who hasn't had a scandal about them being overtly racist or sexist!

Jetlager could be like one of those fizzy drinks that has an alcohol name but doesn't actually contain alcohol, like Ginger Ale or Root Beer

> Scientists 'may have crossed ethical line' in growing human brains

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/oct/21/scientists-may-have-crossed-ethical-line-in-growing-human-brains

CBC's Quirks and Quarks did an interview with a scientist who's big into: not having ethical review of his research

It gave me the bad feeling

@bgcarlisle heck yes, let the upriSingh continue 🧡