A law that makes it illegal to force a user to register a piece of electronics
Notices by The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social), page 19
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The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 13:26:23 EDT 
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π
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βΌ :yell: (torie@todon.nl)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 13:13:07 EDT 
βΌ :yell:
Someone throw me a party I actually sent a text setting an explicit boundary with a coworker
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DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab (djsundog@toot-lab.reclaim.technology)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 13:02:25 EDT 
DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab
I have been gifted a new shirt. It is very on brand.
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robot wife (asdflkjh@quinnter.net)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2019 20:07:40 EDT 
robot wife
my trust issues stem from games with > 100% completion
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Nivex π§ π» (nivex@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2019 21:26:10 EDT 
Nivex π§ π»
Transcribed screencap:
Still have no idea how people can...
* work a full-time job
* cook dinner often
* exercise regularly
* enjoy weekends
* keep the apartment cleanSeems basic, but I can't consistently do it.
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Current full-time (40hr/wk) jobs aren't designed for single people to do this; they're post-war relics & depend on the unpaid labor of a spouse for cooking, cleaning, shopping, etc.
You're not deficient for not being able to do it yourself
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The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2019 18:22:41 EDT
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π
Think I might fuck around and become the kind of guy who refers to his moustache as his soup-strainer
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The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2019 17:29:05 EDT
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π
> The Plan to Use Fitbit Data to Stop Mass Shootings Is One of the Scariest Proposals Yet
https://gizmodo.com/the-plan-to-use-fitbit-data-to-stop-mass-shootings-is-o-1837710691
Holy fuck jesus emissary of the prophets no
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DS9 season 8 leaked scripts (moreds9@botsin.space)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2019 17:09:02 EDT 
DS9 season 8 leaked scripts
DAX: Now what do you want? You kept him alive for one day?
FOUNDER: One day, the Link for days.
DAMAR: It's heading for the taking!
MARTOK: Worf, son of Worf. Tell me you're not going to challenge his position?
ROM: But, Brother, don't you want me to. But if you told me not to do with him. -
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2019 16:54:56 EDT
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π
Also, lol @ the "mostly"
Are they having a hard time figuring out which racist ones he meant to post?
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5β Morgan (Twink Version) (itsmorgan@myasstodon.xyz)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2019 16:46:51 EDT 
5β
Morgan (Twink Version)
the so called "fifth meat" is billionaire
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The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2019 16:50:50 EDT
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π
> The co-founder and chief executive of Twitter has had his own account on the service taken over by hackers
> The account tweeted out a flurry of highly offensive and racist remarks. The offending tweets appear to have been mostly removed.
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-49532244
Okay but Dorsey being racist isn't exactly evidence that he was hacked
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The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2019 16:38:37 EDT
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π
> Google says hackers have put βmonitoring implantsβ in iPhones for years
> Visiting hacked sites was enough for server to gather usersβ images and contacts
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/aug/30/hackers-monitoring-implants-iphones-google-says
How are we so bad at making computers that don't do things against their users' interests?
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The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Oct-2018 09:06:12 EDT
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π
An under-appreciated feature of LibreOffice is editing a document using View -> Web
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ellexolotl (root@elle.systems)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2019 14:34:24 EDT 
ellexolotl
realizing after talking with frens that LGBT culture is finally reaching young teenage milestones in your 20s because when you were a teenager you were closeted and/or hated yourself
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The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-2019 22:21:35 EDT
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π
Goodnight tiny friends inside my cellphone
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The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-2019 22:14:40 EDT
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π
Required viewing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
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The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-2019 22:12:53 EDT
The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π
Whenever anyone accidentally types "ahah" instead of "haha," I read it in my head using the voice of The Count from Sesame Street
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Actually, the singular is ... (actuallysingular@botsin.space)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-2019 20:13:02 EDT 
Actually, the singular is ...
"piΓ±ata?" actually, the singular is: piΓ±atum
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Actually, the singular is ... (actuallysingular@botsin.space)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-2019 00:13:02 EDT
Actually, the singular is ...
"graffiti?" actually, the singular is: graffitus
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Actually, the singular is ... (actuallysingular@botsin.space)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2019 14:13:02 EDT
Actually, the singular is ...
"waluigi?" actually, the singular is: waluigus
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