Notices by The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social), page 20

Does anyone have any recommendations for creepy, thrilling, mystery and/or horror books? Preferably with female authors.📚

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@sandrockcstm

Dear Walter,

Please find attached an unsolicited screenplay for "Avengers 31: Cap 'n Bucky's big gay wedding" as well as an invoice for: $ million dollar.

No edits will be required. I expect to start filming within the week.

Best regards,
The research fairy

~ Cap 'n Bucky's Big Gay Wedding ~

Act 1 scene 1

INTERIOR BEDROOM / DAY

Cap: Bucky my love, I dreamed that Thanos had killed you!

Bucky: Shh, it was all a bad dream

Cap: I also dreamed that we had to constantly exchange conspicuously heterosexual anecdotes

Bucky: Oh you silly one, of course not

Cap and Bucky together: Because we have a big gay wedding to plan!

🎶 [Upbeat music starts playing because yes THIS IS A MUSICAL] 🎶

The upside to Mastodon's search limitations is that it's difficult to get an accurate count on how many times I've made my "Cap 'n Bucky's Big Gay Wedding" joke

Sorry everyone btw

A little miffed that Disney never contacted me to tell me that they won't be using my screenplay, "Avengers: Cap 'n Bucky's Big Gay Wedding" for the next one tbh