Notices by Quad (quad@masto.quad.moe), page 10

@angristan good thing i'm never logged into reddit

@rye Being a lone nerd is my destiny

FYI there's probably going to be another birdsite flood.

The Purge finally starts today. And birdsite is notoriously bad at moderating. (Mostly doing things like automatically adding anyone who says "nigger" to a list and then banning everyone on said list who don't have a black profile pic. that kind of stuff.)

So expect a ton of people to get caught in the crossfire, losing their account and migrating over here, at least temporarily https://masto.quad.moe/media/0kS_JYEXiGTirBfUiwI https://masto.quad.moe/media/Ix09h_93uX7mseaWrvI

@rye internet girls aren't real

I've asked Twitter a bunch, but those guys could never help me. Maybe Mastodon nerds can.

I'm looking for a server that's as affordable as possible for a donation-driven site.

It needs:
- 200+ Mbit/s uplink
- 2 (decent) CPU cores
- 150+ GB of SSD space (SSD Cached okay if it's a very large drive)
- Must be in the US
- Doesn't DMCA for the tiniest thing

Preferred:
- Good transit to Asia

Currently paying about $30/mo. Wanting to lower that.

BW usage looks like this: https://masto.quad.moe/media/40ubmcYiNU-zjMSX0pI

good friday at work today

guy: "INTERNET IS BROKEN. FIX IT. I NEED TO CHECK MY MAIL"

me: "Buddy, nobody else is having issues. Could you elaborate?"

guy: "WELL *MY* INTERNET ISN'T WORKING AT LEAST"

me: "Do you have a button above your keyboard with a plane on it? What color is it?"

guy: "It's white, but WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY INTERNET"

me: "Would you please press it for me"

guy: "It's orange now"

me: "Please try to load Google"

*1 minute pause*
*guy hangs up*

first world problems:
i can't see my processes
https://masto.quad.moe/media/HxBjDtVAj36A5Wb-138