Notices by Robby, LLC (robby@forreal.masto.host)

Look at this very important cat

@suetanvil, you get Azure Blue, who claimed to be directly descended from Olaf the Blue, a heretofore unknown Viking who discovered America first and claimed it for his own... making Azure Blue, in his lawyer's opinion, the legal owner of America.

@mpjgregoire, you get Intellectual-176, the Beagle Boy who is smart! which you can tell because he wears glasses and a mortarboard!

boost this and i will assign you a random obscure disney comic book character

BREAKING: Free Speech Extremist Shocked to Learn that First Amendment Doesn't Require People to Listen to Him

Music store loses millions worth of inventory in record-breaking earthquake

Who called it "Brexit" and not "The Great British Break Off"

i love everyone who writes a CW that makes me understand i shouldn't open it

retoot if you support "retoot" as a synonym for "boost"

if your cell phone ringtone sounds like an ear-splitting old-timey landline bell ring, then i do not like you.

Captains, rated by how much of a captain they are

Captain America: is a captain (US Army)
Captain Kangaroo: not a captain
Captain Lou Albano: not a captain
Captain Kirk: is a captain (Starfleet)
Captain Hook: is a captain (pirate ship)
The Captain of The Captain and Tennille: not a captain
Captain Obvious: not a captain
Captain Nemo: is a captain (personal submarine)
Captain Ahab: is a captain (whaling ship)
Captain Marvel: is a captain (Kree military)
Cap'n Crunch: i... really don't know

If you live in Houston or know anyone who does - Houston Metro (public transit) is giving free rides to and from the polls on election day. No proof needed, just inform the driver or train attendant.

https://metroblog.ridemetro.org/Lists/Posts/Post.aspx?ID=382

Social media alignment chart:

Lawful good - Soundcloud
Neutral good - Goodreads
Chaotic good - Mastodon
Lawful neutral - LinkedIn
Neutral - MySpace
Chaotic neutral - YouTube
Lawful evil - Facebook
Neutral evil - Twitter
Chaotic evil - 4chan