Notices by Squid President (squidpresident@cryptids.online)

This account as at the intersection of “wild shitposting”, “cat content”, and “aggressive takes about education”, and different people follow at different times, but for once I would like to meet all of my audience’s needs:

Yesterday I explained to my in-laws how American farmers hack their John Deere tractors with Ukrainian firmware. Idk why, I just did.

I want this experience

This is really, really beautiful. So much art captures death, but not all of it does so as well as this. She looks so at peace, and he looks sad, peaceful, and like he’s remembering their good times all at once. The shadow of death in the background isn’t threatening, just there, leaving him but taking her. Wow.

why though

Fav but no boost: This was good content, but I don’t know if I want to promote it. It may not be on brand for me, or it may be too vulgar.

Fav and boost: This was great content. I loved it and want more people to see it.

Boost, but no fav: this content was powerful but evil. I want other people to share in my suffering, but I also want you to know you’ve sinned.

All of my cats are rescues. The two girls were street pickups, but Tucker was given up by someone, which blows my mind and breaks my heart. He’s the best boy.

what y’all wanna hear

Arrival is a movie about Amy Adams getting really into hentai and trying to explain it to the United States Military

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On Friday, when some of students were celebrating my birthday, one of them, upon finding out I was turning 25, said “Wow! You’re halfway there!” and I haven’t stopped thinking about that

It’s my birthday!

It’s cryptmas eve!!

I just discovered, back on the birdsite, and account called “Mary, Queen of Bots”. It has generated 7,500 tweets. It has 10 followers. It’s not just some Elizabethan shitpost bot though - it uses the lyrics from the song of the same name from Gershwin’s musical “Primrose”. I am perplexed at a lot of the choices here.

Do Not Eat Silicone Packets

Due to high demand, here are pictures of my three beautiful baby boys.