Notices by Lord Guysbert de Fieri (inspectorcaracal@tootplanet.space), page 25

I've started calling "delivering a clever one-liner that you set up/planned out in advance" in shows "pulling a Picard".

Not on purpose, mind. <.< it just sort of happened

I have one... I guess it's a headcanon, about TNG, specifically about Picard.

You know how he often ends an episode or scene with a post-resolution quip or pithy insight?

He plans those out in advance. Like, as a planet-threatening scenario is unfolding, part of his mind is already constructing the Perfect Line for when it's all over.

By like season 3 or 4, all the senior officers know he does this and look forward to "what he'll come up with THIS time".

what's the point of decentralized federating services if everyone's hosting their media in the same place 🤔

@wigglytuffitout @monorail *ting*

@monorail how is it over a year since you posted that and NOBODY MADE THAT JOKE

@monorail thanks for nothing

tomorrow cal do it tomorrow

...wait

wait i could actually make like a fediverse account that posts these

i should go to bed

the channel's name is A Minecraft Video

each video is titled "A Minecraft Video Where [short version of text in video]"

and when i say "a screen of text" i mean like one toot's worth of text at most

i should start a minecraft youtube channel

every video is thirty seconds long and consists of a screen of text describing the idea for a minecraft video that i didn't actually make

@noelle @monorail well that mystery was solved quickly

@noelle oh noooooooooooooooooo

and then follow that up with I Just Can't Wait To Be King so you can properly appreciate the range on this man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gj5ElAx5bw

he did hyenas too of course i'm dying this is perfect this is the best cover of be prepared

I was expecting to be disappointed by this but apparently they didn't even PUT this song in the 2019 version, just the instrumental backing track, so it's actually AMAZINGg/?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9A5Aatkfwc

THIS IS SO GOOOODD GFAKSJDAHLSDC

@ramskulls babies are better about gender, too