Notices by Lord Guysbert de Fieri (inspectorcaracal@tootplanet.space), page 30

@zatnosk @yaaps *whispers* thank you

@ben I don't know anything about professions but yeah, for some reason, despite being like "we understand having only catgirls and not catboys made you mad with FFXI so we'll let you make both this time" they went and gave the Viera pretty much the same backstory excuse for not being able to play male Viera which definitely made me side-eye them pretty hard

@yaaps also while I'm not an expert in Lua by far, neither of those appear to be valid Lua, which rather hinders my ability to appreciate your possible point. >.>

@ben totally agreed xD the gendering divisions with armor design in gw2 is like... one of the pretty small list of things I really wish they were better at

tangentially one of the things I still appreciate the most about FFXIV is that it is like Equal Opportunity Skimpiness

@yaaps I mean... besides the extremely obvious different in inherent syntax? I don't know, because I don't know what languages they are or what they're doing or what the syntax signifies or, you know, any of the things that could be different. <.<

@ben bounty hunter is on my "wow ugly ignore" list though <.< I don't remember anything else

@ben oh I've seen like 98% of medium armor in the game

it's not that the mist shard one is skimpy it's that it's just like a random strip of skin down the leg, it's hilariously stupid

I mean, probably a villain design, but that genre

is it just me or does this feel Extremely Tokusatsu Sentai https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/File:Mist_Shard_armor_(heavy)_human_female_front.jpg

uuhm hey I think the crafter forgot to sew up a seam on these pants 🤣 https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/File:Mist_Shard_armor_(medium)_norn_female_front.jpg

pls anet stop giving me metallic-shiny medium-weight armor

if i wanted metal armor i'd be a heavy class

i am however done for tonight lol

it's nice though, I like having a task I'm motivated towards completing that has easily identifiable goals to work towards

just identified a green unidentified gear piece and got a named exotic that sells on the tp for like three gold so that was nice. 😎

getting a skyscale is in fact a lot of work

I'm not actually complaining I'm just falling over because I've been working on it for two hours straight and only got like a fraction of the way through this stage lmfao

@Leucrotta I try really hard not to dwell on that feeling. >.<

maybe I'll try sketching some of these eventually >.>

Hemlock trying to explain something to a human, who is staring at his plate full of leafy greens in something akin to horror

Hemlock placing a bet on a beetle race and one of the out-of-focus beetle racers at the starting line in the background looks suspiciously like @monorail's character

Hemlock wilting in the Elonian desert and looking very sorry for himself

they're like travel photo selfies

Hemlock at a Norn table with a tankard as big as his head

Hemlock doing the selfie-V in front of a Lion's Arch sculpture

Hemlock poking curiously at some wriggling charr food because the charr are basically klingons, you know I'm right

Hemlock posing on top of a rocky mountain-peak spar, followed by Hemlock in the middle of losing his balance and falling backwards