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Notices by dankwraith (thatcosmonaut@monads.online)
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i dont understand why everything "futuristic" has to be voice activated that shit is annoying af and barely works half the time just let me press a button please
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car of the future:
- electric powered
- can travel up to 200 mph
- passenger cap of 100
- runs along a track
- that sounds like a train
- yep its a train
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you: we need electric cars
me:
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a normal society: people need houses so we should build them
a commodity fetishist society: some people have to be homeless because otherwise some peoples money numbers will go down
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imagine kids looking at the fighting game community right now and they see the top player across multiple games is a queer black furry who respects his opponents, honestly couldnt have imagined this a few years ago it's very good
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i respect him so much honestly, he's not merely nontoxic but an actively positive presence we need role models like that in the game community so badly
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sonicfox donated 10k of his recent tournament winnings to his opponent so he could pay for his dad's cancer treatment, thats like sportsmanship level over 9000
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i post in lower case because i'm anti capitalist
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capybara family blesses your timeline
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translation: silicon valley reinvents news editors
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capitalists: under communism, you'll have to share your car and your home with random strangers!!!
capitalists, 30 years later: now you can share your car and your home with random strangers, this is Innovation
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what people think programming is like: i hacked into the mainframe and initiated a kernel override with a sidechain attack
what programming is actually like: my program broke because i mispelled "public" as "pubic"
dankwraith
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