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Notices by Moritz Heiber (moritzheiber@mastodon.social)

  1. Moritz Heiber (moritzheiber@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2020 17:11:55 EST Moritz Heiber Moritz Heiber

    „MongoDB“ 🤣

    In conversation Thursday, 27-Feb-2020 17:11:55 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  2. toddler sized shark cage (annika@xoxo.zone)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 15:43:18 EDT toddler sized shark cage toddler sized shark cage
    • eeE eEe e e

    my only good alt is @e_e_ee_eee_eeeee_eeeeeeee

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 15:43:18 EDT from xoxo.zone permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
  3. Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 11:39:36 EDT Chris Hallbeck Chris Hallbeck

    Strange.
    Patreon.Com/chrishallbeck

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 11:39:36 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
  4. Prof. Dr. Ginny McQueen, Esq (ginnymcqueen@kitty.town)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2019 12:47:17 EDT Prof. Dr. Ginny McQueen, Esq Prof. Dr. Ginny McQueen, Esq

    If you want to help out with #Retribute (http://app.retribute.me) and you understand techy stuff, check out this post: https://mastodon.eliotberriot.com/@eliotberriot/102384019751558808

    If you'd like to help us with some non-techy stuff, check out this post: https://governance.funkwhale.audio/d/ZB3GstOI/retribute-me-website-creation

    In conversation Thursday, 04-Jul-2019 12:47:17 EDT from kitty.town permalink Repeated by moritzheiber

    Attachments

    1. File without filename could not get a thumbnail source.
      New status by eliotberriot
      By Eliot Berriot from mastodon.eliotberriot.com
    2. Retribute.Me website creation
      from governance.funkwhale.audio
      There is currently a app.retribute.me but no website at the base domain retribute.me. So we need to come up with what info we'd like to have there. Ideally we can have a nice, non-tech-friendly explanation with the basics like our CoC and relevant links.
  5. Anthony Dean (diversetechgeek@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 09:12:17 EDT Anthony Dean Anthony Dean

    Facebook to launch its own cryptocurrency, "Libra," plus why I'm against Libra and cryptocurrency period https://www.diversetechgeek.com/2019/06/19/facebook-launch-cryptocurrency-libra-2020/ #facebook #cryptocurrency

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 09:12:17 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by moritzheiber

    Attachments

    1. Facebook to launch its own cryptocurrency, "Libra," in 2020
      By Anthony from Diverse Tech Geek
      Facebook to launch its own cryptocurrency, “Libra,” in 2020
  6. Julien Deswaef (judeswae@toot.thoughtworks.com)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2019 14:14:23 EDT Julien Deswaef Julien Deswaef

    For all TootWorkers who want to verify their Mastodon account on their Keybase profile. It's a little finicky with our setup here since Okta does not forward links properly.

    But all you have to do is use the #keybase command-line utility and do:

    $ keybase prove toot.thoughtworks.com <your-username>

    Then copy the given URL and paste it into a window where this instance is already open and visible. That worked for me.

    In conversation Monday, 08-Jul-2019 14:14:23 EDT from toot.thoughtworks.com permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
  7. read. my. damn. bio. (melaninpony@computerfairi.es)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2019 15:07:19 EDT read. my. damn. bio. read. my. damn. bio.

    I don't have any food rn and I need to get some stuff very soon to keep these hives under control at night. so anything and everything is appreciated

    http://cash.me/$melaninpony
    http://paypal.me/melaninpony

    #TransCrowdFund

    In conversation Monday, 08-Jul-2019 15:07:19 EDT from computerfairi.es permalink Repeated by moritzheiber

    Attachments

    1. Pay Jamaca Davis using PayPal.Me
      from PayPal.Me
      Go to paypal.me/melaninpony and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. Getting one is fast and free.
  8. Moritz Heiber (moritzheiber@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 04:03:10 EDT Moritz Heiber Moritz Heiber

    Consul Mesh Gateway networking! #consul #hashicorp

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 04:03:10 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  9. Chris (brainblasted@social.libre.fi)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2019 22:48:16 EDT Chris Chris

    The fact that FOSStodon is rewriting their CoC and seeking input primarily from patrons is really gross to me. They’re seeking input not from marginalized people, but from those that pay them to host their shit. In fact, I’ve seen that people have decided to increase their patrons of Kev after his post about “snowflakes”. Like I said, the original post shows what kind of discourse they tolerate.

    In conversation Monday, 08-Jul-2019 22:48:16 EDT from social.libre.fi permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
  10. pylon fan (sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2019 11:33:25 EDT pylon fan pylon fan

    A cromquembouche of ducklings ·

    In conversation Monday, 08-Jul-2019 11:33:25 EDT from glitterkitten.co.uk permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
  11. pylon fan (sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2019 09:54:06 EDT pylon fan pylon fan

    i am ready for my close up thank u ·

    In conversation Monday, 08-Jul-2019 09:54:06 EDT from glitterkitten.co.uk permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
  12. pylon fan (sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2019 09:43:00 EDT pylon fan pylon fan

    please look at this duckling ·

    In conversation Monday, 08-Jul-2019 09:43:00 EDT from glitterkitten.co.uk permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
  13. Jacie "​The​" Chicken :heihei: (jacethechicken@chickenfan.club)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 23:49:38 EDT Jacie "​The​" Chicken :heihei: Jacie "​The​" Chicken :heihei:

    from now on it should be called "soccer" and "men's soccer"

    In conversation Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 23:49:38 EDT from chickenfan.club permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
  14. Moritz Heiber (moritzheiber@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2019 03:14:37 EDT Moritz Heiber Moritz Heiber
    • Bianca Kastl

    @bkastl ich dachte eher an das “unter uns” sein, aber guter Einwand ☺️

    In conversation Monday, 08-Jul-2019 03:14:37 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  15. Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2019 00:01:18 EDT Snake Girl Ellie Snake Girl Ellie

    This is bizarre but true: in older (and by that I mean largely pre-1900) English printed alphabets, the character & was printed at the end, and was memorized as a 27th character.

    It was recited in the alphabet as "per se and", meaning "'and' by itself". So the end of the alphabet went "X, Y, Z, and per se and."

    The phrase "and per se and" eventually got contracted - and is how we got today's name for the symbol: ampersand.

    No, really: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ampersand

    In conversation Monday, 08-Jul-2019 00:01:18 EDT from elekk.xyz permalink Repeated by moritzheiber

    Attachments

    1. Definition of AMPERSAND
      a character typically & standing for the word and… See the full definition
  16. Moritz Heiber (moritzheiber@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2019 02:28:51 EDT Moritz Heiber Moritz Heiber
    • Bianca Kastl

    @bkastl waren sie das jemals nicht..? 🤔

    In conversation Monday, 08-Jul-2019 02:28:51 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  17. Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 01:24:34 EDT Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:
    Google AMP is a fucking disease.
    In conversation Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 01:24:34 EDT from queer.hacktivis.me permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
  18. Moritz Heiber (moritzheiber@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 08:52:27 EDT Moritz Heiber Moritz Heiber
    • Foggy Doggy :dog_tilting_head:

    @shel What? Why? How? .. 😢

    In conversation Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 08:52:27 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  19. pylon fan (sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 06:45:29 EDT pylon fan pylon fan

    It's been a while since I've done any proper lewd posting so here's my tits ❤ (lewd, eye contact)

    In conversation Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 06:45:29 EDT from glitterkitten.co.uk permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
  20. pylon fan (sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 05:15:14 EDT pylon fan pylon fan

    😭😭❤️ ·

    In conversation Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 05:15:14 EDT from glitterkitten.co.uk permalink Repeated by moritzheiber
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