Notices by INACTIVE (deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org), page 26

Harry Potter, but Dreamtheater is in the story.

@dt You're just salty that Dreamtheater never made an appearance in the story.

Harry Potter, but everyone is really Jesus suffering in Hell forever.

@dt YOU TAKE THAT BACK

@frankiesaxx In this version, George Bailey is Ron's brother.

Harry Potter, except Voldemort wins and the rest is pretty much Man In the High Castle but with magic.

Harry Potter, except he's some kid that wrote a federated web app and pissed off a bunch of people for some reason.

Harry Potter, but Hogwarts is just an all-boys boarding school and the magic thing was unregulated advertising in an AnCap society.

@hardbass2k8 Dumbledore Shrugged

@frankiesaxx No, that's "It's a Wonderful Life", which thankfully already exists.

@dt The answer lies in your nearest mirror!

Harry Potter, and his long battle against his banker nemesis George Bailey.

Harry Potter, but that's just his name. Everything else is different.

Harry Potter, but instead of Hogwarts, it's just a long, sad life of living under the stairs and writing poems.

@hardbass2k8 and instead of the Philosopher's Stone, it's just Kool-Aid.

@zatnosk Hello. It's me. https://social.nasqueron.org/media/bzQHDnwzhbAJCJc0irA

@webmind Perhaps you just stretch out that holiday to all year round and just recognize it as business as usual?

@her Too Many Joins!

@webmind Interesting, that day does not seem to be observed in the United States. It actually took some searching to see which festivity you were referring to.