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Microsoft was the last two decade's avatar of it. Now it's Google - but some people are having issues catching up.
Also - Microsoft must be destroyed.
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For the first time ever I managed to track the status of an upgrade to a piece of network hardware by watching tcpdump. Seeing broadcast traffic on the network, and knowing which pieces were working.
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I ascended to a new level of jerknerd this Christmas, I laughed at the metatext of a four year old's joke
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♲ @🌻Elle 🐈 Gato🌻 (ellle_em@twitter.com): Why should you never trust a spider with sensitive information?
Because they might put it on the web
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Waiiiiiit!
The enemy was closed sourced proprietary browsers implementing a nonstandard web, not Microsoft?!
♲ @Catalin Cimpanu (campuscodi@twitter.com): Microsoft Edge engineer describes how Google sabotaged Edge browser performance via constant code changes to its services.
Also remember a while back a scandal about YouTube breaking in Firefox via similar tactics. That monopoly charge can't come faster. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18697824
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♲ @Jason Scott (textfiles@twitter.com): The company whose entire business model is to trick you into seeing ads is warning you that a site that has had no ads for 20 years is tricking you into seeing ads
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvcTlwpWkAAqLv3.jpg
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♲ @🎄Mr. Salty's Secondhand Christmas Tree Lot🎄 (SoulOBrass@twitter.com): This is my favorite version of this so far. https://twitter.com/Anti_Cuddly/status/1078125999450189824
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♲ @Jason Scott (textfiles@twitter.com): Been getting reports that Chrome is bitching about http://textfiles.com and red screening me.
Good.
Stop using chrome, or download textfiles. Your choice. http://textfiles.com
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♲ @Jason Scott (textfiles@twitter.com): Google is using its browser as a wedge to force the net to change piles of old sites to their whim with secret directives. I switched to Brave, you switch to Brave or Mozilla or whatever
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♲ @Dan Kaminsky (dakami@twitter.com): Hot Topic needs to take one for the team and start giving tattoos to people and then claiming IP rights on their flesh.
Because we apparently can tell when *corporations* are being monstrously creepy.
Sorry, tattoo artists. You own what you draw on your own skin. Eww. https://twitter.com/wbm312/status/1078321425025548288
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♲ @ms claws (alicegoldfuss@twitter.com): Tell some devs they should be on-call and watch them protest conditions they happily lay on their ops counterparts
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♲ @Bristol IWW (BristolIWW@twitter.com):
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♲ @Zoe (Zoe_of_Elyon@twitter.com): Stay safe out there, fellow Christians! ;) https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1077346959164428288
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♲ @Fiora Aeterna @ MAGfest soon!!!!!! (FioraAeterna@twitter.com): oh my gods
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♲ @Jew-uidic Lore (CeltThulhu@twitter.com): Hey, there's @googlenews uncritically weaving the fucking Daily Stormer into its new feeds. https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1076666201521180672
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@ogmaconnect I've seen so little of the Bourne movies, but I remember the joy of that one passing through the community.
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Watching Jason Bourne, and "Where's that traceroute" was in the beautiful ADR
Also - "passing you the shell now"
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♲ @Paul Fenwick (pjf@twitter.com): Reasons for always having a jar of vegemite in your survival kit:
- Lasts forever
- Easy umami flavouring
- Good source of B-vitamins
- Deters dropbears
- Contains so much salt it can be used to create or repair circuits. https://twitter.com/lukeweston/status/1071220362606608385
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Yeah
Emojis are fonts
Why can't phones select their damn fonts?
It's the weirdest piece of technonannying in the world
♲ @🍬Hyper Seap Has Smash🍬 (HypraSeaPea@twitter.com): I don't understand how anyone could hate these. The only explanation is brainwashing on Apple's part because you could not rationally convince me that their emoji are more appealing than these.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvCgi2qUcAAJ-o_.jpg
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♲ @Wesley McGrew (McGrewSecurity@twitter.com): “Security professional” encompasses probably a couple dozen professions, many of which don’t require coding.
Red teaming/pentesting though, yes. Every team member that works for me on those engagements has (and uses) the ability to code and read code in multiple languages. https://twitter.com/perrymetzger/status/1076177004490358785
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