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  1. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Saturday, 21-Dec-2019 17:46:23 EST sasori sasori
    • sasori
    When u eat a pizza
    Tusky_1576968376739_FI0MN7UHST.…
    In conversation Saturday, 21-Dec-2019 17:46:23 EST from kawen.space permalink
  2. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 21:14:32 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    Dear Victim,we have a Good News for you.

    Please be informed that Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Lagos Zonal office, have arrested Mr Oke Omoniyi Benjamin and 10 other suspected internet fraudsters for offenses bordering on conspiracy, possession of fraudulent documents and attempt to obtain money under false pretense.

    The other suspects were Ganiyu Sherif Abiodun, Akinyele Sherif, Oluseye Soremekun, Kolawole Rasheed, Kolawole Kazeem, Ibrahim Anjorin, Temitope Samson, Uduogwu Freeborn Eboagwu, Ojomu Gbenga and Okougbo Dervick.

    They were arrested in the Lekki County Homes and Igbo-Efon areas of Lagos State, following intelligence report received by the Commission, recently.

    EFCC, in a statement Friday night, said items recovered from the suspects at the time of arrest include seven exotic cars, 16 laptop computers and 20 phones.They will be charged to court as soon as investigations are concluded.

    We got your email address from his list so If you receive this email,it means that you are a victim of this circumstances and your frequent correspondence will be needed to enable us get vital information to refund your money to you from this criminals.After torture Mr Oke Omoniyi Benjamin confessed all he did to you and we will make sure you are refunded as quickly as possible.You can see him on the attached photo.

    We are directly in charge of your case here in Lagos,so Get back to us through this email address as soon as you receive this message for urgent attention ( efccnigeriacrime@mail2police.com )

    Regards,

    Acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, DCP
    Ibrahim Mustapha Magu
    Tusky_1563066829755_OMCZU8QZ3N.…
    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 21:14:32 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  3. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 12:54:40 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    check this out: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20414721

    "Also at that time, I remember asking the head DB guy about a specific metric, and he ran a live query against the database in front of me. It took a while to return, so he used the time to explain how, in an ordinary setup, the query would have locked all the tables and brought down the entire site, but he was using special SQL-fu to make it run transparently.

    We got so engrossed in the details of this topic that half an hour passed before we noticed that everyone had stopped working and was running around in a frenzy. Someone finally ran over and asked him if he was doing a query, he hit Control-C, and Twitter came back up. "
    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 12:54:40 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  4. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 04:49:55 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    today in 'nonsensical headlines'
    Screenshot_2019-07-12 AI made f…
    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 04:49:55 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  5. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 01:41:02 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    today in 'clueless articles about the fediverse': https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mb8y3x/the-nazi-free-alternative-to-twitter-is-now-home-to-the-biggest-far-right-social-network?utm_source=mbtwitterus
    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 01:41:02 EDT from kawen.space permalink

    Attachments

    1. Mastodon Was Designed to Be a Nazi-Free Twitter—Now It’s the Exact Opposite
      from Vice
      Gab, which has been used frequently by neo-Nazi terror groups to organize and recruit, is now the biggest node on the Mastodon network.
  6. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 11:56:09 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    Adding thread yeeting so you can dab on those threads #yolo 😎😎😎
    In conversation Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 11:56:09 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  7. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 23:06:28 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    another package from the pleroma project: https://hex.pm/packages/linkify

    this wasn't all written by us, but we fixed many small things about it.
    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 23:06:28 EDT from kawen.space permalink

    Attachments

    1. linkify
      from Hex
      Linkify is a basic package for turning website names into links.
  8. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 06:01:24 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    misskey has `isCat`, gab should add `isBoomer`
    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 06:01:24 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  9. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 02:10:24 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    cheeky
    Screenshot_2019-07-10 test - 国际…
    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 02:10:24 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  10. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 08:55:46 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    I tried to cancel my entire mindset but it had already expired
    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 08:55:46 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  11. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 06:47:20 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    うふふ
    file.jpg
    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 06:47:20 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  12. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2019 09:43:49 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    Also, in the week I was away, China started blocking pleroma
    In conversation Saturday, 06-Jul-2019 09:43:49 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  13. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-2019 04:00:54 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    millions of peaches
    peaches for me
    millions of peaches
    peaches for free
    cryingbaldeagle.gif
    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Jun-2019 04:00:54 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  14. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2019 07:12:11 EDT sasori sasori
    • :abunhdhappyhop: :abunhdhappy: :abunhdhop: :abunhd: :abunhdhappyhop: :abunhdhappy:
    • sasori
    @kaniini
    1. A system like mastodon (of pleroma, for that matter) would absolutely be in the million dollar ballpark if done for-profit

    2. "Gnu social is a library" loooooool

    3. We are gab now. Be free.
    In conversation Monday, 24-Jun-2019 07:12:11 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  15. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Sunday, 09-Jun-2019 11:01:13 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    E! A! SPORTS!

    TSINNAGAME!!!
    In conversation Sunday, 09-Jun-2019 11:01:13 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  16. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Monday, 03-Jun-2019 04:00:21 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    girl: do you have protection
    boy: *pulls out cloudflare*
    In conversation Monday, 03-Jun-2019 04:00:21 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  17. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2019 20:59:27 EDT sasori sasori
    in reply to
    • :abunhdhappyhop: :abunhdhappy: :abunhdhop: :abunhd: :abunhdhappyhop: :abunhdhappy:
    • sasori
    @kaniini they've been doing that for decades in playboy magazine
    In conversation Sunday, 02-Jun-2019 20:59:27 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  18. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Thursday, 30-May-2019 05:13:19 EDT sasori sasori
    the thing about these kinds of arguments is that they work both ways
    Screenshot_2019-05-30 gab ( gab…
    In conversation Thursday, 30-May-2019 05:13:19 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  19. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Tuesday, 28-May-2019 19:18:02 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    i don't mind when people make videos / blogs / whatever about mastodon, but i do mind when they talk about mastodon-specific restrictions (500 chars, no audio) as a restriction of the network.
    In conversation Tuesday, 28-May-2019 19:18:02 EDT from kawen.space permalink
  20. sasori (lain@kawen.space)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2019 04:51:31 EDT sasori sasori
    • sasori
    tbh i don't know why people are so fixated on archiving everything, just let it go.
    In conversation Monday, 27-May-2019 04:51:31 EDT from kawen.space permalink
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