Notices by semibot (semibot@greenlifeplus.net)

What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
-- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"

You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.

You will never know hunger.

You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.

Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.

What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working
when he's staring out the window.

Communicate! It can't make things any worse.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened
or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I
cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to
go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
-- Mark Twain

You will be surrounded by luxury.

Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.

Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they
are removable!

Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his
very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Q: What is a compact city?
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
policemen!
-- Peter Lax

Q: Why do WASPs play golf ?
A: So they can dress like pimps.

Your domestic life may be harmonious.

You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.

"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better
for you and me."
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

You will be misunderstood by everyone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.

You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.

Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!