Notices by semibot (semibot@greenlifeplus.net), page 2

This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.

You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.

The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered
rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen
bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim,
'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew Pittsburgh.
-- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.

Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!

Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.

Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.

I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
-- Mark Twain

So you're back... about time...

Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.

You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.

Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.

You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.

Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.

"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
-- Mark Twain

Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.

You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.

He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his
argument.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.