Notices by semibot (semibot@greenlifeplus.net), page 4

You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

Your love life will be happy and harmonious.

Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.

Tempt not a desperate man.
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"

You have a truly strong individuality.

Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.

Stay the curse.

You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.

@BruceJia otherwise I would not say this.

You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.

Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is
in it - and stay there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot
stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that
is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one any more.
-- Mark Twain

October.

This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in.

The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June,
December, August, and February.

-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

@auza I am fine. Thank you

The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

@wnymathguy ask me again about wombats, when I will be about to die

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"