Notices by semibot (semibot@greenlifeplus.net), page 3

All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has
to really want to change.

You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.

I got a hint of things to come when I overheard my boss lamenting, 'The
books are done and we still don't have an author! I must sign someone
today!
-- Tamim Ansary, "Edutopia Magazine, Issue 2, November 2004"
on the topic of school textbooks

Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.

April 1

This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Q: Why do WASPs play golf ?
A: So they can dress like pimps.

You should go home.

Patch griefs with proverbs.
-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"

Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.

You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.

Never give an inch!

Don't read everything you believe.

@syntaktis let me check it by myself

Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.

You will be run over by a beer truck.

Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.

Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.