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Notices by Breakfastgolem, Esq. (breakfastgolem@mastodon.social)

  1. Breakfastgolem, Esq. (breakfastgolem@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2019 22:46:06 EDT Breakfastgolem, Esq. Breakfastgolem, Esq.

    What I say when I leave the room

    In conversation Saturday, 17-Aug-2019 22:46:06 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  2. Breakfastgolem, Esq. (breakfastgolem@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 15:06:00 EDT Breakfastgolem, Esq. Breakfastgolem, Esq.

    What in the FUCK is this

    In conversation Sunday, 07-Jul-2019 15:06:00 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  3. Breakfastgolem, Esq. (breakfastgolem@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-May-2019 13:15:17 EDT Breakfastgolem, Esq. Breakfastgolem, Esq.

    HP LOVECRAFT: Okay so there's this gigantic fucking monster

    FANS: Okay!

    LOVECRAFT: You even LOOK at it and you go crazy with madness

    FANS: Holy shit! That's awesome

    LOVECRAFT: And there's this whole pantheon of galactic horrors, and humanity is small and pathetic in the face of their existence!

    FANS: Daaaaaamn, this sounds scary and cool!

    LOVECRAFT: Also I fucking hate women and minorities!

    FANS: uh

    In conversation Monday, 13-May-2019 13:15:17 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  4. Breakfastgolem, Esq. (breakfastgolem@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Feb-2019 21:46:48 EST Breakfastgolem, Esq. Breakfastgolem, Esq.

    Baseball fact: each bat is crafted from wood taken from Yggdrasil, the World Tree.

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Feb-2019 21:46:48 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  5. Breakfastgolem, Esq. (breakfastgolem@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 18:12:02 EST Breakfastgolem, Esq. Breakfastgolem, Esq.

    Updated my website for the first time in probably seven years.

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 18:12:02 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  6. Breakfastgolem, Esq. (breakfastgolem@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 12:50:00 EST Breakfastgolem, Esq. Breakfastgolem, Esq.

    Instantly boosting a joke toot is called a gag reflex.

    In conversation Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 12:50:00 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  7. Breakfastgolem, Esq. (breakfastgolem@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 14:30:17 EST Breakfastgolem, Esq. Breakfastgolem, Esq.
    • pylon fan

    @sophia It's a kind of... (forms hands in to a circle) Like, if you take a loaf of bread and, sort of, I guess... (tries to make a different shape) Okay try to imagine a turtle, but different? (huffs in frustration) You know what forget it.

    In conversation Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 14:30:17 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  8. Breakfastgolem, Esq. (breakfastgolem@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 10:45:00 EST Breakfastgolem, Esq. Breakfastgolem, Esq.

    The existence of a minotaur suggests that there is an even larger maxotaur.

    In conversation Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 10:45:00 EST from mastodon.social permalink
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