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@Mitsu oh I have one of those
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her: I like bad guys
me, trying to impress her: I downloaded death note without a vpn after it became illegal in russian federation
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@nosleep reminded me of a story back from 7th grade. I was attending programming courses provided for free by $BIG_ENTERPRISE and there was a guy with "I ❤️ YAOI" pin on his backpack sitting close to me. didn't ask him about it, though I did think it was kinda brave to come out like that in russia. one day I came to the auditorium early and found him desperately searching for something, we had the following dialogue:- What's up? What are you searching for?- The yaoi pin I had on my backpack seems to have fallen somewhere...- Oh? Well, if you need a new one, I saw the same ones in the anime merch store 2 metro stations from here.- Yeah, but this one was given to me by my girlfriend.- ...Excuse me?
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applying tenshi stickers at gscon moscow
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> always forget to take a bag when going grocery shopping, having to pay for a new one every time
> finally, one day, remember to take it
> forget the wallet instead
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> firefox will also start hiding www. and https from address bar
mozilla, you were supposed to fight the evil, not join them
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btw, the way the embassy verifies that you are really yourself is either by showing them your in-country passport or by having 2 russian citizens confirm that you are you. not like relatives or anything, just 2 random russian citizens
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the year is 3050. earth is a nuclear wasteland and the only creatures alive are google robots. yet they still have "Mozilla/5.0" in their user agent because khtml didn't want to be treated like IE
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me and @kaniini basically rewrote myhtmlex from scratch and it's faster than any other html parser that can be used in elixir. check it out https://hexdocs.pm/fast_html/readme.html
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speaking of scary things
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problem: test doesn't pass
solution: remove the test
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tfw bank so incompetent they cache the account balance somewhere, resulting in me not being able to actually use the money on the account without using the javascript debugger because the preliminary balance validation is done on the frontend
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3 billion instances run Pleroma®
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typed marx.google.com instead of maps.google.com . mastodon fluoride is getting to me
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haha edgy number
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what the hell is pleroma irc even
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@hj I am the bone of my door
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eeehhh, why didn't I remember about this picture in time
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Pleroma Foundation is proud to announce that we are joining the Don't Marry Movement
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fedi really has a different feel when you are using a pink theme
thank you for reading my blog post
rinpatch
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