Notices by RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town), page 2

No one:

Me: “They sure consume a lot of dairy in the Redwall series. WHO ARE THEY MILKING?!?”

If you’re prepping for the apocalypse so that you can survive alone while your neighbors are starving,

then you’re the reason we’re going to have an apocalypse in the first place

I think historians should really lean into the whole “if you take down the statues we’ll forget all the history” thing

TV person: “How do you feel about the removal of the monument?”

Historian: “what monument?”

TVP: “...the one commemorating the Confederacy...”

Historian: “Con...fed...eracy? Never heard of it”

TVP: “IT WAS A GIANT STATUE STANDING RIGHT THERE COMMEMORATING THE LOSING SIDE IN THE CIVIL WAR”

Historian: “that doesn’t sound right, why would you put up a statue to the losing side? Besides, you’d think I’d remember a thing like that, I’m an historian”

This 30’s cigarette ad is a whole mood

I only know enough French to ask where the revolution is

Humans really gave up early on domestication. I’d have domesticated everything. This is my guard pangolin, would you like some bat milk?

Weird flex, but ok