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Notices by ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)

  1. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2019 10:20:23 EST ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:
    • Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan:

    @Elizafox weird flex but ok

    In conversation Thursday, 21-Nov-2019 10:20:23 EST from dobbs.town permalink
  2. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-2019 08:23:11 EST ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    What if I told you time did not exist and that is how the Subgenius always wins?

    Reality is like an onion, Donkey....

    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Nov-2019 08:23:11 EST from dobbs.town permalink
  3. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 09:11:56 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    Upgrade!

    In conversation Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 09:11:56 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  4. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 00:53:26 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    Rats of the sea! Exterminate!

    In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 00:53:26 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  5. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-2019 23:22:32 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    I present to you my favorite gif.

    *boing*

    In conversation Saturday, 26-Oct-2019 23:22:32 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  6. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-2019 23:11:49 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    PRAISE HIM

    In conversation Saturday, 26-Oct-2019 23:11:49 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  7. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 10:15:37 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    Directions:
    How to make a mountain out of a mole-hill.

    Step 1: Add dynamite
    Step 3: Apply flame
    Step 4: do whatever. I'm a recipe, not a cop.

    In conversation Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 10:15:37 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  8. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 09:54:47 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    For reference

    In conversation Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 09:54:47 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  9. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 09:53:57 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    ProTip

    In conversation Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 09:53:57 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  10. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2019 11:47:12 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    It's 10:00am, do you know where your cat is?

    In conversation Sunday, 13-Oct-2019 11:47:12 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  11. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2019 11:44:37 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    Breaking wind!

    In conversation Sunday, 13-Oct-2019 11:44:37 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  12. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2019 09:52:46 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    Making history by hand

    In conversation Sunday, 18-Aug-2019 09:52:46 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  13. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2019 22:27:55 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    T̸̮͓͖͚͈̮͈̆̆̈͑̓́͆̎i̶̭̋̓m̴̢͕͈̳̟̮̊̋̾͗̔͂̓̚ě̷͇͉͔͂͌̓̓͒͂̓ ̸̛͔̱̖̰̬̊̆̃̔͊̿͝ ̵̲̜͈̼̦͍̤̏̎h̵̠͉͇̳̀̌̎̎͛̎̆̒ả̷̢͇̽̌̄͋̒̕͝͝͝s̶̭̝͋͜ ̷̜̹͑̎̂̇͒͂̒̚͝c̴̢̳̯̹̯̟̖̾o̵̧̠͖͕͚̘͋̔ͅm̷̝̗̖̮͎͖̱̖͊e̸̛̮͖̥̭̥̗̥̗̤͔͛̍̽̅̄̍̍͠. :jrbd:

    In conversation Thursday, 25-Jul-2019 22:27:55 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  14. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2019 22:27:02 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    All the copies of Half-Life 3 are kept in Area 51.

    In conversation Tuesday, 16-Jul-2019 22:27:02 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  15. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2019 15:51:40 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    Daily affirmation

    In conversation Saturday, 06-Jul-2019 15:51:40 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  16. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-2019 09:20:12 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    I'm going back to the three sea shells.

    In conversation Friday, 05-Jul-2019 09:20:12 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  17. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2019 21:39:04 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    Celebrate!

    In conversation Thursday, 04-Jul-2019 21:39:04 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  18. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2019 12:32:18 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    We can't stop here, this is batshit crazy country.

    In conversation Sunday, 30-Jun-2019 12:32:18 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  19. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2019 14:16:07 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    MONSTERS!!

    In conversation Saturday, 29-Jun-2019 14:16:07 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
  20. ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2019 08:53:33 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

    Fuck.

    In conversation Monday, 24-Jun-2019 08:53:33 EDT from dobbs.town permalink
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