Notices by Lesbian Giraffe Bitch Thot (sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online)

hello my name is Jessica and i need a job.

i have a PhD in Computer Science specializing in Machine Learning and Computer Vision, but at this point i would take nearly any programming work.

i have experience numerous languages, operating systems, frameworks, and toolkits.

i am also an autistic transgender lesbian so any work i take has to be accommodating.

i'm currently living in east coast USA but willing to relocate nearly anywhere.

résumé available on request, thank you ✨

i once filmed a pilot about a ska band, but the networks wouldn’t pick it up

Sound like you or someone you know? #Autism #Autistic @OCRbot

trying to raise $36 USD to get a large box of diapers and a large box of wipes for my daughter.

every little bit helps, love y’all 💖 :giraffic:
PayPal.me/LondonShine

catching people up on drama like “Last time, on Fedi Verse Z...”

London (wife) got off on a bad start in terms of mental health this morning and needs to get out of the house to go to one of her happy places so this doesn’t spiral out of control into a major episode.

However, we are flat broke and because of this capitalist hellscape, all of her happy places cost money to exist in, so it’s urgent that we scrounge up $20–$40 USD.

Any contribution helps PayPal.me/LondonShine ✨🙏🏻

A proper apology has Five (5) parts:
1. Comes from a place of genuine contrition (Tone matters).
2. Accepts responsibility.
3. Acknowledges exactly what was done wrong.
4. Commits to preventing or mitigating future errors.
5. Is followed by real, meaningful changes in behavior.

Oh u kno, just two harpy ladies chilling out, naked, inches apart because they’re heckin gay.

But seriously this lady is one of my favorite artists rn for her realistic depictions of sapphic women’s bodies and their attraction to each other, and being vocally supportive of trans wlw.

From https://twitter.com/lady_spacefish/status/1158026680046276608?s=21

A restaurant goes to the doctor and says, “doc, I’m always hungry but I have no appetite”.

The doctor says, “go to Pagliacci Pizza and eat your fill, it’s the most delicious pizza in town. Once you get a taste, you’ll be cured”.

The restaurant says, “but doctor, I am Pagliacci Pizza”.

Been out of my meds for a week now and I’m really feeling it, can y’all help me raise about $30 USD so I can go get them?

PayPal.me/LondonShine to donate ✨🙏🏻✨

OSHA Compliant Flag Burning Party

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Observe: :antifa:

Deep breath. Focus inward. Think about giraffes.

Inhale, giraffes.

Exhale, everything not giraffes.

Beauty. Wisdom. Strength.

Being real queer, like all the time.

Giraffes 🦒 #HoofSquad

You are a Queer Leftist Nerd with at least one the following: Depression, BPD, ADHD, Autism, OCD.

If you’re not openly furry your profile pic is either a selfie or an anime/video game character.

Boost if this was accurate for you.

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