Notices by gdkar (gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu), page 2

Bigger Lebowski Theory

unexpectedly speedy loris

Milk's Favorite Linux Containers

behold the power of my stand Za Wario

raspberry picrew

Mail Fraud: Postal Fraud..... for Men!

kinetic bombardment from the moon: Maybe Legal!

@HTHR update i was not expecting googling "lesbian space crime" to actually pull up actual meaningful results

😔 : goop
🤔 : slime

wait is yumyuckers also a burger chain?

ɪʟɪᴀɴᴀ

they're doing rail tie replacement and there was someone in a big-ass articulated hydrolic lifter just like dancing around the platform in a channel about the size of the vehicle, plonking the camming gripper thing onto the rails and flicking them into place just "plonk. lift. flick."

and like

fuck. that's a mech.

i was not, in fact, "born this way."

...

i was born much MUCH smaller

tweaking my GPT live with hexedit like a true hacker who is also a complete dumbass

*slides into your DMs* sorry sorry oh shit oh fuck oh heckie *slides out the other side and tumbles down the stairs*

assume a spherical gender

falling "head over heels" i.e., the normal way that you might normally fall unless you flip over

hhgrempreg

if you wanted a whole operating system you should'a used DollarOS 😤

GNU, latch on, maintain pressure