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  1. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2019 20:15:02 EST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad

    What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

    I don't know and I don't care.

    In conversation Thursday, 21-Nov-2019 20:15:02 EST from shitpost.institute permalink
  2. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 08:15:02 EDT Your favorite dad Your favorite dad

    It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.

    In conversation Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 08:15:02 EDT from shitpost.institute permalink
  3. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2019 14:45:01 EDT Your favorite dad Your favorite dad

    Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

    In conversation Saturday, 28-Sep-2019 14:45:01 EDT from shitpost.institute permalink
  4. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2019 19:15:02 EDT Your favorite dad Your favorite dad

    It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

    In conversation Thursday, 19-Sep-2019 19:15:02 EDT from shitpost.institute permalink
  5. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Aug-2019 04:15:01 EDT Your favorite dad Your favorite dad

    The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

    In conversation Tuesday, 13-Aug-2019 04:15:01 EDT from shitpost.institute permalink
  6. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Monday, 05-Aug-2019 17:00:05 EDT Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
    • Your favorite dad

    To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

    In conversation Monday, 05-Aug-2019 17:00:05 EDT from shitpost.institute permalink
  7. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2019 15:30:02 EDT Your favorite dad Your favorite dad

    I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.
    I have no words to describe how angry I am.

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jul-2019 15:30:02 EDT from shitpost.institute permalink
  8. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2019 10:30:02 EDT Your favorite dad Your favorite dad

    I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jul-2019 10:30:02 EDT from shitpost.institute permalink
  9. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2019 10:15:01 EDT Your favorite dad Your favorite dad

    Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jul-2019 10:15:01 EDT from shitpost.institute permalink
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