Notices by Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global), page 13

@RainbowRodent perfect

Okay I have to go to sleep

@lugh thank's

@unascribed I tried uwu

@kd @shel if your favorite mastodon celebrity is......... the friends we made along the way

I'm fuckening doing it! Maybe

I need this tiny but a full on buck

This dude's kinda kinky tbh

Ok but that's just an babie

("wait thats me")

I need the tiniest and gayest toy deer available

booty alert https://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-Schleich-Safari-Mojo-Deer-White-tail-Stag-Elk-Caribou-Wildlife-Animals/372583160984?hash=item56bfafdc98:g:iCAAAOSwnjZcUKhb:rk:21:pf:0

@kithop yeah, absolutely, it's just surprisingly sad for how cheerily the website is designed

I guess I could just get a hotshoe cover and then glue it to that

What do you call the thing that you put into a cold/hot shoe, like the part that would be on the bottom of a flash... what is that

Mr. eBay, E me a bay

@sickasfrick AMAROQ: I'm fuckeing tooting in here