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Notices by Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global), page 14

  1. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:09:09 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy

    Good: videos of dogies walking around with booties on for the first time, doing huge steppies

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:09:09 EST from slime.global permalink
  2. lando the weaboo hacker (techfury@cronk.stenoweb.net)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 17:45:26 EST lando the weaboo hacker lando the weaboo hacker

    Jesus these wallpapers that came preloaded on this #Japanese Sharp #handheldpc are #aesthetic

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 17:45:26 EST from cronk.stenoweb.net permalink Repeated by masklayer
  3. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:03:26 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy
    • Amazey
    • BARKING POINTS MEMO

    @twistylittlepassages @BarkingPoints For Now

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:03:26 EST from slime.global permalink
  4. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:02:39 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy
    • Amazey

    @twistylittlepassages It could still happen

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:02:39 EST from slime.global permalink
  5. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 18:59:05 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy
    • BARKING POINTS MEMO

    @BarkingPoints Also can I just say... I didn't want to make a joke about coral reefs re: the current Pantone color of the year being Living Coral bc u mentioned it on the show BUT - Crayola's "Coral Reef" named color is literally like a horrible dead brown apparently
    https://www.crayola.com/explore-colors/coral-reef.aspx

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 18:59:05 EST from slime.global permalink

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      coral reef on crayola.com
      from crayola.com
  6. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 18:57:09 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy
    • BARKING POINTS MEMO

    @BarkingPoints In a surprise move, Crayola LLC, a subsidiary of Hallmark cards, purchases Pantone. To celebrate, the Pantone color of the year for 2019 is now Macaroni and Cheese https://www.crayola.com/explore-colors/macaroni--cheese.aspx
    Graphic designers everywhere spontaneously combust

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 18:57:09 EST from slime.global permalink

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      macaroni and cheese on crayola.com
      from crayola.com
  7. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 16:22:13 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy
    • :v_s: viscous nuisance ๐Ÿ–ฒ๏ธ

    @tom frienmbd?? :slime:

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 16:22:13 EST from slime.global permalink
  8. Orin ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆ (orinoxide@snouts.online)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 08:46:34 EST Orin 🚀🦏 Orin ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆ

    Exciting news! OXIDE is my webcomic about space exploration, horticulture, isolation, survival, community, capitalism, and hope, and it launches on MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11.

    If that's too long a wait, LEKANTO tier patrons get access to pages 1-4 right now! :> https://www.patreon.com/posts/oxide-sol-21-1-4-24279430

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 08:46:34 EST from snouts.online permalink Repeated by masklayer
  9. Christine Love (christinelove@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 11:54:05 EST Christine Love Christine Love

    Personally I think Appleโ€™s biggest design mistake was naming their OS X versions after big cats like Tiger, Mountain Lion, Snow Leopard, but not making the window chrome in each version have a fur print styled after its corresponding cat. If only theyโ€™d had more courage

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 11:54:05 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by masklayer
  10. cyrene savage :heart_trans: (cyclopscaveman@radical.town)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 12:55:45 EST cyrene savage :heart_trans: cyrene savage :heart_trans:

    introducing MANSCULINITY

    it's like MASCULINITY

    but for MEN

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 12:55:45 EST from radical.town permalink Repeated by masklayer
  11. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 10:48:53 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy
    • tso

    @tso Really? lots of people have told me not to use it because it's old or something and to use align="center" on a parent element instead

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 10:48:53 EST from slime.global permalink
  12. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 10:16:35 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy

    shamed for using <center> live on video call while boss yelling @ me

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 10:16:35 EST from slime.global permalink
  13. multiple creatures (multiplecreatures@multiple-creature.party)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 08:58:08 EST multiple creatures multiple creatures
    you're a microfur snuggled between soft deer
    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 08:58:08 EST from multiple-creature.party permalink Repeated by masklayer
  14. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 09:16:15 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy
    • hey... that's fish

    @Kaffe dark souls

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 09:16:15 EST from slime.global permalink
  15. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 09:16:00 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy
    • Xerz ๐Ÿ’—

    @espectalll "want to" as if I didn't lick them

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 09:16:00 EST from slime.global permalink
  16. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 08:07:31 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy

    Pblease.... I don't want to do today

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 08:07:31 EST from slime.global permalink
  17. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 08:06:47 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy
    • josef

    @jk I am going to eat iOS 4

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 08:06:47 EST from slime.global permalink
  18. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 07:48:50 EST josef josef

    UI designer: okay so when youre designing a user interface, you gotta give it a lil' juice. juice it up. look at this button. see, not juicy enough. now look at this. damn. thats a juicy button. real juicy. look at that juicy border around the button. but the font? not juicy enough. NOW look at that font. thats one juicy-as-hell font. in conclusion, its important to design compelling user interfaces that are juicy. keep it juicy. im a UX expert. stay juicy. users love it. juicy

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 07:48:50 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by masklayer
  19. applewood smoked Kasran (typhlosion@awoo.space)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 08:04:26 EST applewood smoked Kasran applewood smoked Kasran

    you: Burt's Bees (brand of skin care products)
    me, an intellectual: Burtie Bott's Every Flavor Bees

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 08:04:26 EST from awoo.space permalink Repeated by masklayer
  20. Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global)'s status on Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 23:11:43 EST Official Hoofboy Official Hoofboy

    It's me

    In conversation Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 23:11:43 EST from slime.global permalink
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