Notices by Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global), page 18

VirtuousBox

Suggestions request:
Our newsletter has a featured pet section
This week it's actually a featured therapy dog

My coworkers keep changing the section title back to 'featured pet'
what word should I use instead

:b_slime: :u_wide: :c_wide: :k_wide: :t_wide: :o_wide: :b_wide: :e_wide: :r_wide: !
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:f_wide: :u_wide: :c_wide: :k_wide: :t_wide: :o_wide: :b_wide: :e_wide: :r_wide: !

There's an hole in my pajambas

I don't know how to apply "focus on what's stopping you rather than why it's important to do the thing you're not doing" to "become less shy" because I have no idea what's stopping me.

How do I stop being shy

@kelbot make it into a Nintendo controller

Also summer

I think I get hornier in the fall and winter and maybe spring

@lynnesbian were you would Wolf

flight or fuck response

I dreamed I was able to somehow drive to this one mountain in Alaska and hike up it in time for sunrise, and hike back down and drive home in time for work. In the dream I remembered doing this before while not dreaming, so I believed it, but now I'm not sure that place even exists.

☑️ I don't want to see or be seen by people