Notices by Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global), page 6

@cozykaffe helo to the minecraft sheeps

Also bc I already spent like $12 on this and I feel like it's specifically designed to be a fun way to get someone like me with zero impulse control to spend a ton of money on nothing lol

Done w/ Toreba now bc I made it perfectly pick up this cute little goat plush but the claw didn't take it anywhere, it just immediately opened and dropped it

@TomYote this queso is made with handfuls of cheese

@apow Nice

:3

Toreba but not using a super wide angle lens

@wxcafe Oh arm?

@Duende there's literally a subnautica speedrunner who I was watching who said they did something like that, about the person who they were talking about living with, who was asking them to wake them up so they could keep streaming

@wxcafe hang camera from ceiling

@wxcafe hmmmmmmmmmmm

@wxcafe prop up notepad at an angle?

@noiob If I could get an rgb rainbow taillight to make the truck drivers want to run me over even more i would

@popefucker it seemed fine so far? Idk

@rey jk my ass has already proven itself too powerful to die