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Notices by Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no), page 6

  1. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 17:07:18 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    First, they f***ed it up. Then, they unf***ed it, before ref***ing it, and thoroughly def***ing it again. It's safe to say that the overall enf***ment efforts were met with success.

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 17:07:18 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  2. Stanislas (angristan@mstdn.io)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 15:51:01 EDT Stanislas Stanislas

    .

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 15:51:01 EDT from mstdn.io permalink Repeated by thor
  3. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 17:01:05 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    https://snabeltann.no/media/aARrKdm0wwiKJpU90K8

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 17:01:05 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  4. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 16:58:14 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    There.

    I have asked for my Facebook account to be deleted.

    There's a 14 day period of deactivation before they delete your account. I would've preferred it if they had let me wipe it instantaneously.

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 16:58:14 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  5. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 16:53:21 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Imagine if they were called bloogs instead of blogs...

    "I'm a blooger. I bloog about things. Oh, you're a microblooger?"

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 16:53:21 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  6. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 15:27:10 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    My kitten when he wants attention.

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 15:27:10 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  7. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 15:26:41 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    There's this Japanese/Korean restaurant under a subway station on the outskirts of Oslo that I very occasionally eat at where the main courses all cost €30. The menu is short and the items have deceptively short names. Deceptively because every ingredient has a unique flair. I guess that's why they cost €30.

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 15:26:41 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  8. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 15:02:39 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Maybe I should offer a randomised number service with kittens as an entropy source.

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 15:02:39 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  9. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 14:33:18 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Why is all of North Norway in this restaurant all of a sudden? So many northerners here that it feels like I never left home.

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 14:33:18 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  10. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 06:55:21 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!
    • ralphtheninja

    @ralph That chance is gone now.

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 06:55:21 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  11. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 02:52:20 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Tom Scott sends garlic bread to the edge of space: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8W-auqg024

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 02:52:20 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink

    Attachments

    1. We Sent Garlic Bread to the Edge of Space, Then Ate It
      By Tom Scott from YouTube
  12. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 00:53:40 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Message left for me by the cat on my computer this morning:

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    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 00:53:40 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  13. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 00:06:35 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Current situation between Norway and Russia: Former Norwegian border inspector is caught with cash envelope in Russia and jailed; admits being a courier for the Norwegian intelligence service, prompting diplomatic crisis: https://thebarentsobserver.com/en/security/2018/04/spy-accused-frode-berg-does-not-plead-guilty-admits-being-courier

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 00:06:35 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink

    Attachments

    1. Lawyer: Spy-accused Frode Berg does not plead guilty, but admits being courier
      from The Independent Barents Observer
      Norwegian officials keep silent about the former border inspector’s alleged connections with the military intelligence service.
  14. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-2018 17:23:19 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Signs that you are a weaboo: You are reading this on WikiHow:

    In conversation Monday, 23-Apr-2018 17:23:19 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  15. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-2018 17:13:32 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Our Lord and saviour Gargamel

    In conversation Monday, 23-Apr-2018 17:13:32 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  16. Satanya 😈 (satania@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 14:10:44 EDT Satanya 😈 Satanya 😈

    The gf-function: gf(r,t) is a mathematical description of the gf-state of an isolated system, where r and t denote position and time respectively. This function has the important attribute that its squared magnitude |gf(r,t)|^2 describes the probability of finding a gf in position r at time t. Consequently, it's valued zero for all real values of t.

    In conversation Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 14:10:44 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by thor
  17. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-2018 13:09:58 EDT shp shp
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/1790831
    In conversation Monday, 23-Apr-2018 13:09:58 EDT from shitposter.club permalink Repeated by thor
  18. Billie (billie@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-2018 13:29:49 EDT Billie Billie

    A: "We need a bookshelf."
    B: "I'll order it at #aliexpress."
    A: "We need a carpenter to do that."

    *ordering carpenter @ aliexpress*
    "Carpenter will be delivered within 30-56 days."

    In conversation Monday, 23-Apr-2018 13:29:49 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink Repeated by thor
  19. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 11:08:15 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Nabi Tajima, world's oldest person, has died.

    Being the world's oldest person is a mixed blessing. On the one hand, you become famous. On the other hand, you know that the Grim Reaper is right around the corner.

    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 11:08:15 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
  20. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 09:51:29 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Article about Mark Zuckerberg and the early Facebook: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/apr/17/facebook-people-first-ever-mark-zuckerberg-harvard

    The fact that Zuckerberg went to Harvard and not Berkeley gives you the first clue about who he is. The chat log where he calls his users "dumb fucks" offers another clue. His polished display of zero sincerity at his Congress hearings seals the deal.

    Mark Zuckerberg is a slime ball and represents everything that's wrong about Silicon Valley.

    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 09:51:29 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink
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