Notices by gh?st whomst Hardware (mxsparks@vulpine.club)

why do werewolves love making macaroni and cheese?

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@Canageek current gender: [11̅0]

python: duck typing
c: luck typing
javascript: what-the-fuck typing

hi cis journalists! we're glad you're here and we hope you have a great time covering this beat. quick style guide before we begin:

*accommodations* are gender-neutral, but *people* are non-binary (if they tell you so)

also the "identity" in "gender identity," the "preferred" in "preferred pronouns," and the "dentifies a" in "identifies as" are redundant, and your editor will love how much space you save by leaving them out

ugh, affluent white cis gay men playing oppression olympics in my friends' mentions

keep "my lgbtq community" off your lips please, you're making us look bad in front of the allies

2018 in four panels:

[1] *downloads new "universal messaging app"*
[2] *it's just a bunch of chrome webviews*
[3] *laptop fan enters Airplane Mode*
[4] *deletes new "universal messaging app"*

The world is better with you in it (yes, even you), and it would be worse without you (yes, even you).

This is an article of faith for me, and I'm not trying to guilt you into agreeing, I'm just standing up to (hopefully) be counted as someone who believes it.