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Notices by sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top), page 15

  1. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 11:37:34 EST sulman sulman
    *Woman swearing and screaming* "Guests are here!" https://thespinning.top/attachment/22835
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 11:37:34 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  2. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:30:45 EST sulman sulman
    Eric S. Raymond on Net Neutrality:
    http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=617
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:30:45 EST from thespinning.top permalink

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      Net neutrality: what's a libertarian to do?
      By esr from Armed and Dangerous
      Net neutrality: what’s a libertarian to do?
  3. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:26:03 EST sulman sulman
    • dtluna 🏴
    @dtluna I dunno. Extremists tend to fall into similar behaviours no matter what stripe.
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:26:03 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  4. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:24:56 EST sulman sulman
    Megadeth, Black Friday.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6se2QDVUbg
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:24:56 EST from thespinning.top permalink

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      Megadeth - Good mourning, Black friday (remastered) HD
      By Goati_ from YouTube
  5. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:21:37 EST sulman sulman
    in reply to
    • dtluna 🏴
    @dtluna Horseshoe theory.
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:21:37 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  6. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:19:00 EST sulman sulman
    Stolen from birdsite https://thespinning.top/attachment/22810
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:19:00 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  7. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:15:54 EST sulman sulman
    • mike
    @mike INSTALLING UPDATE 13 OF 450
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:15:54 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  8. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:13:09 EST sulman sulman
    • dtluna 🏴
    @dtluna It's a great example to give when people look for how Cliff Burton influenced their sound.
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 10:13:09 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  9. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 09:45:13 EST sulman sulman
    in reply to
    • augustus pugin
    @augustus 4th order punishment: It appears most people benefitted from the formerly racist environment, and made minorities feel unsafe. Those that benefitted must be punished. 
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 09:45:13 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  10. augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2017 20:55:11 EST augustus pugin augustus pugin
    1st order punishment: racist says something racist, everybody shame and attack him

    2nd order punishment: look around for the people not helping us punish the guys in the 1st scenario, they're probably racists too and need to be punished along with them

    3rd order punishment: this guy didn't enjoy the mission we gave him to kill his own children for devationism against the state sufficiently enough, he is probably on the verge of defection
    In conversation Thursday, 23-Nov-2017 20:55:11 EST from shitposter.club permalink Repeated by sulman
  11. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 09:40:32 EST sulman sulman
    • Christmas Personified as a Catgirl
    • Max Mustermann
    • Pete Zaitcev
    @maxmustermann @moonman @zaitcev I think he bought into the Mastodon PR a about it being the de facto birdsite alternative, which would explain why he initially - and apparently rather foolishly -caped for Mastodon.
    I think he's a crank, but I don't think he should be censored.
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 09:40:32 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  12. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 09:04:40 EST sulman sulman
    in reply to
    • lnxw48a1
    • Christmas Personified as a Catgirl
    • Pete Zaitcev
    @lnxw48a1 @moonman @zaitcev  This is the old Mastodon problem, though. We've known about it since they started. Again this is another case of someone assuming that Mastodon = fediverse.
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 09:04:40 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  13. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 08:31:36 EST sulman sulman
    • Christmas Personified as a Catgirl
    • Max Mustermann
    • Pete Zaitcev
    @maxmustermann @moonman @zaitcev He should start his own instance or find somewhere less precious.
    In conversation Friday, 24-Nov-2017 08:31:36 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  14. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2017 20:44:16 EST sulman sulman
    in reply to
    • lnxw48a1
    @lnxw48a1 did he get the boot?
    In conversation Thursday, 23-Nov-2017 20:44:16 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  15. Mister M. T. Sack (thatbrickster@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2017 08:39:01 EST Mister M. T. Sack Mister M. T. Sack
    It's that time of the year again where we are thankful for what we have today only to rush out and buy tat tomorrow.
    In conversation Thursday, 23-Nov-2017 08:39:01 EST from shitposter.club permalink Repeated by sulman
  16. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2017 07:34:20 EST sulman sulman
    > Complains about lack of representation in entertainment.

    Well, here's what you asked for.

    > Complains about a lack of representation in consumers of entertainment.
    https://twitter.com/ShanelleLittle/status/933357955067428865

    Truly, this is not a game anyone will ever win.
    In conversation Thursday, 23-Nov-2017 07:34:20 EST from thespinning.top permalink
  17. sulman (sulman@smiley.thespinning.top)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2017 18:55:01 EST sulman sulman
    • Miaourt
    • Normandy
    • ♡ rye ♡
    • Azurolu
    @normandy @technowix @azurolu @rye I always liked the example of looking-to-camera to illustrate this.
    https://peterwardauthor.com/2014/08/29/breaking-the-fourth-wall/
    In conversation Wednesday, 22-Nov-2017 18:55:01 EST from thespinning.top permalink

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      Breaking the fourth wall
      By Pete from Peter Ward

      If there’s one thing I always love in movies, it’s when they break the fourth wall. Now, for the uninitiated of you out there, let me briefly explain what this means. Breaking the fourth wall is where a character on the screen acknowledges the world outside of the one in which the movie is set. It is usually done by a character either talking or looking directly at the audience. Of course, the two greatest examples of this are as follows:

      Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (in which he constantly advises the audience on all matters pertaining to being awesome):

      Trading Places (when Billy Ray turns and gives a long look to the camera after being told he might find bacon in a ‘bacon, lettuce and tomato’ sandwich):

      There are of course other examples, but these two are my favourite. So why do I like it so much when movies do this? I’m not sure, but I think it may have something to do with the fact that it happens so rarely. It’s almost as if the film is breaking some sort of code that prohibits it from happening, so when it does, it’s like the film is being a bit naughty.

      The same cannot be said however, for movie posters. In movie posters, it seems almost mandatory that the characters acknowledge the outside world, and they way in which they do so is carefully designed to tell you all you need to know about the film in the two seconds you spend looking at it on your way to work. So far I have identified four different categories that these posters fall into:

      1) The characters look embarrassed / ashamed / confused / annoyed about the situation this movie has put them in

      These films are generally mindless, high-concept capers in which the main characters are thrust into a situation that takes them out of their comfort zone, with ‘hilarious’ consequences. Everything is resolved in less than 110 minutes (or should be), and all the characters grow into being better than they were at the beginning of the film. Nobody dies, and somebody usually falls over at some point. Vince Vaughn generally stars.

      Notable examples: The Internship, Delivery Man, The Dilemma, Sex Tape, The Five Year Engagement:   

      2) Loads of characters are in shot, and most / all of them are looking directly at you. The poster makes you feel as though you have arrived just after an interesting incident that you will only find out more about if you watch the film.

      These films are again high-concept capers, but generally with a more adult theme. There will be at least three gross-out moments, one of which will probably involve somebody’s penis. There may also be a joke involving a pet being used to cover someone’s bum.

      Notable examples: American Pie, The Hangover, Brides Maids (that’s two words, idiots):  

      3) The characters look knowingly at the camera with a wry smile, their faces are usually cast half in shadow. If there is more than one character in the poster, the scale goes all weird as if everyone secondary to the plot has just been miniaturised accidentally.

      These films are typically action movies where loads of cool shit happens. Things blow up, there is usually an exciting opening sequence, a girl will get undressed at some point for no reason, and the third act will involve a fight on an unconventional means of transport. The movie will also be 25 minutes longer than necessary.

      Notable Examples: X-Men, Iron Man, Star Trek, any Bond film, Pirates of the Caribbean:    

      4) Only the main character is aware of the world outside the movie. Everyone else in the poster is preoccupied by something or someone else.

       

      These films generally have a more complicated plot, and not necessarily a happy ending. You may generally dislike the main character and wish that they get their comeuppance.

      Notable examples: The Hundred Foot Journey, The Wolf of Wall Street, Home Alone: 

       

      I’m sure there are more categories, but that’s all I can be bothered to come up with for now. So why do movie posters break the fourth wall so often, even though most films do not? Well obviously it’s to get our attention. You see, as human beings, we can sense when somebody is looking at us, and feel a compulsion to look back. It harks back to the days when we were constantly scoping out our surroundings for threats, and as such we have no choice but to look at these posters. It’s instinctive, much like the urge to switch off the television whenever The X-Factor comes on.

       

      So in other words, you could say these posters are designed to exploit a primeval fear buried deep inside the recesses of our mind; a fear that we are being hunted. And I suppose we are being hunted in a way, only the predators in this case are movie executives, circling around us with their posters, their billboards, and those adverts you see on the sides of buses. And Vince Vaughn.

       

      Nice to know, isn’t it?

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