Notices by Sage, curious void (rosen@cybre.space)

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Why are gamers... Like That? And more importantly, how do we get them to stop?"

*quits job, becomes professional distributor of :blobpats: *

@djsundog who knows what :blobpats: lurks in the hearts of :blobowo:

cupholder.sh

eject /dev/sr0

@djsundog oh fuck

it was checkboxes all along

im very sad that our rhyming better idea meme ends in -ired, imagine if it had ended in -ated

antiquated
outdated
celebrated
anticipated
litigated
syncopated

*sneaks into a career fair with a stack of business cards*
"big data? well, i have years of experience with smol data"
*hands them a business card with just the number 14 printed in tiny font*

my brain: what if the ghost of christmas future was a mech
me: rosen i support you but what the fuck

i dreamed about an adventure puzzle game where you wield unix commands like spells

for example, network commands could be used to teleport or travel around

although, my knowledge of unix commands is somewhat limited, so i think my brain invented a bunch of them

for example, i dunno if "picl" is real, or if it would make sense to use as a quick escape spell

y'all: character limits?
me, writing exclusively nine word posts:

@nightpool wait no i have the pitch for you

Let's Not Play

it's a video series where i sit in the main menu / opening scene of a game and do an unrelated podcast

such a lovely 🅿️ :w_: :ace:
such a lovely :f_: :ace:

LISTEM IL OVE :blobpats:

so many people making efficient IDEs, when what we really need are /fun/ IDEs

with my new product, you can write software through a sokoban-like interface, thereby injecting entertainment directly into your workflow