Notices by Pen Merch (idesofmerch@mastodon.social)

Yoshi's Island is a game about Mario being repeatedly dropped as a baby.

You can't fight biology? Wow, your parents must be so disappointed to have raised a quitter.

What I remembered looking through this: Weird Al signed an absurdly long contract with a record company. I think it may have been for 35 years? I forget the specifics but I think they couldn't terminate the contract as long as his album sales were good, so, they assumed, because he was a novelty musician, that they'd be able to jettison him after an album or two. But he wound up fulfilling the entire contract. He just got out of it in the last couple of years.

Face the facts: Comic Sans is chaotic good, and Helvetica is lawful evil.
Comic Sans: font that is easily read by dyslexic people, used to denote a yard sale, neighborhood BBQ or school bake sale is happening. Used in a middle schooler's first digital comic.

Helvetica: Used to denote corporate officiality, used by tech companies. Not as good as Trebuchet or Tacoma. Used for book reports you wish you weren't doing.

Big format change going forward.

Smash Bros really should have a KK Slider vocal version of it's overly dramatic opening song.

Pitching the idea that prison stripes should get smaller the more crimes you commit. You just stole something? One white, one black. Dudes who wear gray? You don't fuck with them.

Excommunicated from the Catholic church because my religious mobile RPG's pull rate is unfair. Pope mad they keep pulling Noah's son Shem

Today's #comic is considering 8 AM, just once, maybe?

Read from the Start -
http://www.pilotside.us/comic/glowing-hearts-1/

Avaiable for purchase here! -
https://gumroad.com/l/glowinghearts2
#webcomic #art

Stopped playing my lawyer character in DnD. Hated having to explain what I meant by "constitution check" every time.

Me: Here's my proposal for a game...
You: Is it some excuse for you to draw a bunch of cute animal girls or weird monsters?
Me:.... OK, so...

Today's #comic has an answer for anything. Well one two things. Listen, just read my comic.

Read from the Start -
http://www.pilotside.us/comic/glowing-hearts-1/

Avaiable for purchase here! -
https://gumroad.com/l/glowinghearts2
#webcomic #art

I'm willing to admit there's an infinite number of possibilities if YOU'RE willing to admit that most of them are just the level of intensity that I want chips and salsa

It Would Be Fucked Up If This Were Butter, But Luckily It's Not

circles "titties" on a whiteboard for trying to figure out what makes a comic popular.

https://mastodon.social/media/rAmAmDCOVJFkEzXsKq4

A crunchy Halloween snack, Junji Cheeto

Big shout out to my uncle for being scammed by a fake member of Kool and the Gang