Notices by toddler sized shark cage (annika@xoxo.zone)

Hardware Acceleration is approximately 9.8 m/s² and is achieved by tossing your computer out the fucking window

Wow it's way past 5pm! Don't forget to close all your browser tabs, quit all your editors, and end your SSH sessions.

Gotta call the front desk, this stupid microwave won't give me back my hot pocket

am i tripping or does this oven have a single preset and it's for chicken nuggets

boost if this raccoon is you

:drake_dislike: Mastodon User's Guide
:drake_like: Mastodon Tootorial

my only good alt is @e_e_ee_eee_eeeee_eeeeeeee

Channeled some feelings into my blog instead of getting up in somebody's replies today. https://sixohthree.com/twitter-vs-mastodon-on-abandoning-the-titanic

Karl Marx: *sees the means of production* owo what's this?

FYI

Eating a pasta #rats #ratstodon #RatStatus

Auto-updating all your apps is fine, you can trust developers, they will hardly ever send you a bugfix release that locks previously included functionality behind a $100 paywall.

Somebody finally leaked them!
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NYTimes: Decade in the Red: Trump Tax Figures Show Over $1 Billion in Business Losses https://nyti.ms/2Vp3Wjx

I'm subject to a growing number of websites that don't work cleanly with #Firefox content blocking because they assume you can see the Google #reCAPTCHA and fail (usually with no clear error message) if the captcha isn't submitted.

A Series of Unfortunate Commits

Just got my black jumpsuit and mask. I'm totally ready for the Kylo Ren Faire.

I'm gonna ruin the world by buying Slack and Netflix and swapping the Slack new message notification sound with the Netflix opening chime.

"I don’t see how anyone could... do any kind of meaningful work by replying to every email in their inbox all the time so that it’s always empty"

1) You don't have to reply to everything. Triage, including deleting liberally.
2) Your Inbox is not supposed to be empty all the time. That's an impossible goal.
3) IZ is about managing your email so you can *get out of your Inbox* and do other work.

fave if Inbox Zero is an achievement, boost if it's a process

"Sans Forgetica is a downloadable font that is scientifically designed to help you remember your study notes." https://www.inc.com/minda-zetlin/sans-forgetica-font-memory-retention-reading-rmit-university-melbourne.html