Notices by Captain Poni 🛤️ (pony@haupt.bahnhof.cz), page 31

@azurolu company making detergent making larger profits than a company making overpriced toys. who could tell

@cpsdqs

> sci-fi utopia: all ppl speak english
> sci-fi distopia: all ppl speak german
> utopian distopia: russian

@cpsdqs Yes, that's weird. But not *that* weird.

There is no Scotland in space.

So I watched the force awakens finally and actually, I have just one serious question, why is there a character with a Scottish accent?

@Pasty to by asi vysvětlovalo proč mám chřipku

Bought myself some igristoe sekt. But "vyrobeno v Německu". You can't trust anyone these days.

https://haupt.bahnhof.cz/media/P_tGEUCrbHCs6a8JnkA

@pony someone should put a candle under that ikea poster this time.

(I'm cynical af. But like... What did you expect.)

Thinking about all the ikea discounts they will miss.

@Pasty but you can paste some nice ones

@Pasty ohno, pasty, pls

@MightyPork I don't really care about it. I just wish it deselected the text.

@MightyPork see.

@bea Pam authentication? I can't even... Why?

@MightyPork https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOR_Libchavy

I think it means Shitty, Oogly and Reliable-not, or something. It's so low effort it doesn't deserve but low effort mockery either.

> http://zdopravy.cz/dpp-odhalil-proc-vyradil-z-miliardove-zakazky-iveco-kvuli-zobrazovaci-ktery-drive-nevadil-7333/

Yeah, sure. Srsly, fuck SOR "buses". It's the most miserable shit one can imagine and I'm sure it's corruption that makes such offers pass anywhere they are looking at *anything* except price.

> Nevolnost strojvedoucího na vlaku Os 24718.
> Zásah složek záchranného systému

Kdyz se poblejete tak, ze musite zavolat zachranku.

@vfrmedia British cars are so funny.

@waifu not sorry, I'm evil