Notices by Captain Poni 🛤️ (pony@haupt.bahnhof.cz), page 6

@lain now you'll have to do karaoke of Ivan Rebroff.

@lain there's this old joke with Gagarin, like, you know who's the most unlucky man living? Him, he flew two times around the world and still landed back in Russia.

Still, my friend seems to be keen on visiting Petersburg and I may want to try the transsiberia railway, though, hm, I don't know.

@lain it's just a visa

@aka2 I don't have much else to say either tbh, my feeling is that CW for text on Mastodon is a deeply flawed idea and all it is good for should probably be done in a different way

@lain melania looks happy

@azurolu @lain a place i was subscribed to for like two years before I realized how stupid I am.

@MightyPork sell me a mattress please

@lain CW your banana, lain.

@aka2 @kaniini @lain @a_breakin_glass @MightyPork problem is that it's all so absurdly obnoxious. Long text is something the client should probably be able to do and there isn't really a reason why it can't. Glitchsoc does.

Anxious people who don't want to see faces are honestly in a really bad spot. I was thinking a reasonable client-side solution could be to optionally pixelate pics from people you don't follow. Or something. But honestly, every website has pictures of people looking at you.

@MightyPork jo

@calvin @kaniini my cat won't ever shut up either, but I still like her

@kaniini @MightyPork well... I would maybe... but we know what he thinks, if he wants to know what we think, he can just ask normally. he doesn't have to do whatever the result is. It's just a poll.

@lain I'm afraid you overestimate how much would it take to kill you.

@Pasty a co neví, taky nějak patrioticky zahuhňá. tak se to s hymnama dělá.

@Pasty to je fuk, po pár pivech si na to vzpomene každej

@MightyPork Doba už je taková. Ta stavba je určitě téma pro podcast. Až se mi do nich bude chtít.

@MightyPork @kaniini I can see why he doesn't want to use that, but he could have just made it yes/no. Even a seasoned Soviet apparatchik would think twice before making a poll like that.

@MightyPork it was just a name that is used in the official documents

@MightyPork @kaniini Oh my god, that wording is quite something. Totally not leading questions and options.