Anthony Trevelyan
Anybody looking to hire a remote webdev?
I can do React/Redux, Angular, jQuery, Node with Express, Python with Django and Flask, PHP with a LOT of frameworks, Java, and a whole bunch of build systems, test suites, database providers, and CMSes. I've been writing CSS since it was brand new.
I've also worked as a Section 508/WCAG compliance reviewer, as well as developed mobile and desktop thin-client apps in web languages.
Just drop me a PM if you have a gig or a position to fill. #hireme
Anthony Trevelyan
My name Is Trev, nice to meet you, mucho gusto, 만나서 반갑습니다
I studied computer science (HCI and distributed systems), environmental science, and linguistics, and I like hard video games. I care a lot about labor and LGBTQ+ rights.
I'm here because I worked with Gargron (the main Mastodon developer) on several of his previous projects and I'm glad to say Mastodon has been more successful than I ever thought it would be.
#followmeif You've beaten Cuphead
Anthony Trevelyan
look, everybody -knows- about the boycott.
but if we don't post on Mastodon about how we're not using twitter anymore, how will anybody know #WeGotThis 🌈 🍆 💦
Anthony Trevelyan
Will the congregation please stand as we sing the first and fourth verse of "It's Okay When We Do It", page 69 in your hymnals, 69.
Anthony Trevelyan
Gonna be wide open honest with you right now because I'm tired and my head hurts
There are some people here who I really love, and some people I want to get to know better, and some people who I wish liked me as much as I like them, and it's wonderful that they're here and I can only hope that my relationships with all these people grow and deepen, if that's what they want too
And hopefully I can stop being so wary of the rest of you, too
Anthony Trevelyan
Koyaanisqatsi but with ketchup bottle squirt noises instead of the soundtrack (10 hours)
Anthony Trevelyan
@darksouls grabs @paralithode
now what
Anthony Trevelyan
Going to bed. Gotta demo for the VP tomorrow morning.
Anthony Trevelyan
(from http://www.dorkly.com/post/77081/pokemon-censorship/page:3)
Anthony Trevelyan
Tumblr has been right all along. there was a point in the history of the video game canon where humans and Pokemon got together. A man and his Charmeleon consummating their relationship in front of a fireplace is not only my desktop background, it's also part of official lore.
Nintendo changed that bit in time for the English release, but it's too late. You read the phrase "There were once people who married Pokemon" up to three times now. You might as well just register for DeviantArt already.
Anthony Trevelyan
@KitRedgrave you can't just -compile- them
what if you're running on a different archi-- oh.
Anthony Trevelyan
Maybe I will stream a game?
Anthony Trevelyan
@grime_witch the real fantasy is free universal vet care
Anthony Trevelyan
I found my high school crush on imgur and she's a Confederate apologist.
AND her account is all normie memes.
I didn't need to see this
Anthony Trevelyan
@HTHR 200 OK
Anthony Trevelyan
If I shave my legs will senpai notice me?
Wait... I am in the bathtub... 🤔
Anthony Trevelyan
Anthony Trevelyan
These are Nigel Thornberry
Noises if you don't remember https ://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L7FemtsvV1Y
Anthony Trevelyan
I'm going to out the phone down to rub this exfoliant into my skin and make Nigel Thornberry noises because I'm a sensitive little baby
Anthony Trevelyan
the cyborg wars are are soon, comrades... we need to blend in to survive.
*cracks open toner cartridge and smears it on face*
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