Notices by snackolantern 🎃 (er1n@social.mecanis.me), page 5

i’m ready to be cute and not say the word “federated timeline” on this date

Nothing means anything to us, there is no principle by which we reliably choose sides or provide support. Enemies are allies the next day, and vice-versa. A permanent regional meat grinder, a perpetual global crisis situation.

@bryn I don't believe in 100 gecs it's not real it can't hurt be

there is no reason for me to have done this

I've got only one (1) thing I look for in a partner and it's soft. Are they soft? I'm into it.

they finally added some new maps to baseball

@wizard Also, some people might tell you to get a Common Radiator instead of a Blanket, but those guys are NOOBS!

Blankets are the only true equipment for raising your Comf and Snug stats. :blobcatcozy:

thinking about maurissey, the maurey/morrissey crossover show

recursive functions are one of those things that just make you feel so freaking clever when you write them... what i'm trying to say is that they're the puns of the programming world

untitled goose game go

a bunch of people wandering the world making their phones honk at each other

you don't log in

there's no server

there's no app

it doesn't use GPS or augmented reality

you just see someone else with their phone out and you play a honk sound and see if they honk back