Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)

@rey then there's 667, which everyone knows is the fax number of the beast

Well done Sky. Managing to miss the fact that one of the contestants on your new show has multiple nazi and otherwise white supremacist tattoos visible.

You might think "oh, he just hid them when they were interviewing him for the show and nobody noticed while filming" but no. As they were LITERALLY ON HIS FACE

https://deadline.com/2020/10/sky-history-stands-by-the-chop-contestant-amid-claims-he-has-nazi-tattoo-on-his-face-1234600300/

in the superhero-verse, along with a load of tailors, car mechanics, and construction crews catering to the "super" community there must be a bunch of nerds making heavily customised linux desktop environments for all the superheroes and villains

@Jo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkZFuKHXa7w

I wanna meet an opossum

we don't have them over here and I wanna meet one

actually, y'know what?

they should put like, one download code per half hour in a text file on one of those exploitable VMs people use for capture the flag games and let the internet have at it

you own the server when the text file updates, you can get a free copy of the game

maybe sit on the server for a while, if you can, get keys for all your chummers

you can have that advertising campaign idea for free CDPR 'cause I know you're not cool enough to use it

@InspectorCaracal hence the "if they were smart"

see, if cd project red were smart, they'd put in a check to see if your copy of cyberpunk 2077 was legit or not, and when it finds that it's not it gives a little notification of "hey, you stole this, well done chummer, that was indeed the thematically correct thing to do"

Last date you'll be guaranteed to get these shipped to you before christmas is the 1st of December

They make great gifts!

@Nine pet gelatinous cube, wobbling about like an eldritch roomba, keeping your floors tidy

@Nine pet all the things really

@envgen I mean, you say that but I'm imagining a wingback chesterfield

baba is o'reilly

@dragonmagic happy birfday! 🎉

@Nine lives on his back?

@quirk another problem is if you have two clocks and one is inaccurate, you don't know which is wrong so you have to check against yet another clock

or so goes Buzz Aldrin's excuse for this