Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 2

@wigglytuffitout remote learning via magic teleconferencing or something

@shonalika cheeseburger aspic

@joshua say hi to the possibly existing microbes for me!

@Nine shoebills are good

weird muppety friends

@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal @Kat @revolverocelot different flavours as well

classic salt, pickle, soy sauce, salt + vinegar for the UK market, etc

@Jo assuming they've got the laptop this actually makes sense

if a computer's turned off everything can be fully encrypted and if it's done properly you're not getting anything

if the computer's running when you get to it at least some of it has to be unencrypted and in RAM, hopefully including the bits you want

also a lot of disk encryption implementations only ask for a password on boot, so if you keep it running you don't have to deal with that

@Jo oh, he's finally gone all out now has he?

caught signs he was going that way a while ago

@envgen ooh, or vibrant orange base, blood orange lowlights, something in a yellowy direction highlights

a nice autumnal melange

@envgen both

base of one, highlights of the other

ooh, these are interesting

the Boldr Venture Field Medic

they're mechaquartz chronographs with pulsation and respiration scales on there, very well sized (38mm case, 12.2mm thick, 44mm lug-to-lug), good water resistance (200m)

very doctor-y

also only around 300 bucks, which is a decent price for such a thing

@softgoat skirts also so I've heard!

@softgoat I have been informed that they *checks notes* go spinny

@codl "so tell me, those lunches from <vendor>, how are they?"

@LazyTechsupport @masklayer @Mycroft I think the middle two clip together to make something surprisingly close to a functional set of cutlery

@a_breakin_glass I was thinking wombats but also yes

MORTAL WOMBAT!

@revolverocelot having a mortal shell isn't that great imo, but it's what's available

oh

the videogame, never mind

Still loving that the Egyptian god of wisdom, Thoth's name in Ancient Greek is Θώθ

making "Θώθ what's this?" a legitimate question

goth bunny

@vantablack it's "best practice" but I've never bothered

should just slot in easily, some laptop makes and models may be more annoying with having to wiggle stuff into position