Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 29

@mavica that's super cool

@mavica isn't that the bit you made your own cables for?

@garbados see I'm thinking they might be a little more on-the-nose than that

like stories about how "oh, those people are illegally vandalising that road!", "our noble police force is fighting back against the communists/anarchists who want to destroy our society!", or "they're offering comfort and support to *insert scapegoat of the day here*"

could go either way

@garbados counterpoint: the revolution will be televised, but they'll be really busy spinning it as a bad thing

🦔

This is going to be a "sam gets entirely hacked off at tech day" I'm sure of it

Stuff that's been having problems:
Trackball
Answer Machine
Laptop webcam

If that printer so much as looks at me funny today I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'LL *angery octopus noises*

@shonalika yeah

I'm sure it's similar to a stress headache or summat

@mavica I keep on interpreting these as like, mavica beep codes

@mavica I love older tech with those brushed metal faceplates

@mavica also us in europe have FFP2, AS/NZ has P2, Korea has "1st Class", and Japan has DS

'cause fuck ISO or something I guess

@mavica yeah, KN95 is the chinese test spec, which is mostly the same but very slightly different pressure drop requirements

still the same effectiveness though

@SammyFisherJr queenscreen

@woozle three wolf moon will always be a classic tshirt design

@InspectorCaracal it even got a sequel!

I still have no idea how that happened

The Queen did her speech to the nation while wearing green

This has resulted in exactly what you'd expect

(collection of images follows, all showing the Queen photoshopped to be wearing various t-shirts)

reggie's out in the garden enjoying the sunshine

🦔 !

@a_breakin_glass oh god the edstone

that was amazing

@a_breakin_glass we probably could have got away with a bit less austerity and no brexit

not exactly a shining utopia but preferable to the current mess