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Notices by Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)

  1. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 21:26:11 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin
    • juniper

    This is a repost -- I deleted the original because Nataly thought she heard the ambulance, but it seems to have been a false alarm.

    Is there anyone in the UK who can actually call emergency services?

    An online friend of @juniper 's has apparently ODed and may not make it, although she was conscious and able to text last I knew.

    Like me, Juniper has intense phone phobia, so has had to ask other people to contact emergency services -- which has been done, but it's been over an hour now and no sign of an ambulance.

    The suicide note, which Juniper only came across by sheer luck: https://www.reddit.com/r/transgenderUK/comments/ccdrln/bye/etn1imu/

    I have street address for the... attemptee?... but no phone number.

    Please contact either Juniper or myself if you need more information -- but note that I may not be reachable for much longer tonight.

    Thanks.

    (I am not good at adulting in this kind of situation...)

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 21:26:11 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  2. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-2019 18:13:17 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin

    Would this make a good t-shirt? Is it funny, or is the cueing not right?
    #tootcat

    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Jun-2019 18:13:17 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  3. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-2019 08:26:22 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin
    • Doc Edward Morbius ⭕
    • 313

    @dredmorbius

    Another: @313_mimmim

    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Jun-2019 08:26:22 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  4. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2019 17:48:45 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin
    • Doc Edward Morbius ⭕
    • Kestra
    • Pip

    @dredmorbius
    Do @kestra :kestra: and @Pip (RIP) count?

    In conversation Monday, 24-Jun-2019 17:48:45 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  5. Doc Edward Morbius ⭕ (dredmorbius@mastodon.cloud)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2019 17:46:13 EDT Doc Edward Morbius ⭕ Doc Edward Morbius ⭕
    • Craig Maloney ☕
    • RealityTC ✅
    • DocBadwrench
    • Mara Cavanaugh
    • Kit Redgrave 🕯️
    • Sajith
    • ajz
    • woland
    • 🇳🇴 Thor — not from Bangalore
    • riga
    • Carolyn McAllister
    • Hugh Messenger
    • morganth
    • Woozle Hypertwin
    • Nate Cull
    • Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK
    • :green_heart: :arrow_down:

    #CatPeopleOfMastodon

    @natecull
    @craigmaloney
    @mara_cav_ @KitRedgrave
    @morganth
    @thor
    @docbadwrench
    @sajith
    @woland
    @Ajz
    @riga
    @AwaTaeFreuchie
    @cheesegrits
    @vfrmedia
    @RealityTC
    @fusl
    @amac

    Honorary mention:
    @woozle

    (Additions welcomed.)

    In conversation Monday, 24-Jun-2019 17:46:13 EDT from mastodon.cloud permalink Repeated by woozle
  6. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2019 09:38:57 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin

    This is quite hilarious, if you can stomach how close to reality it is.
    (CW: repeated use of the word "Nazi"; mild physical coercion)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgZtdmyKlI

    In conversation Monday, 24-Jun-2019 09:38:57 EDT from toot.cat permalink

    Attachments

    1. Nazikeule im Dritten Reich
      By Bohemian Browser Ballett from YouTube
  7. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2019 09:03:00 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin
    • Blake C. Stacey

    @bstacey Discord's out cold, too (at least on the US East Coast, see my previous toot) -- but most everything else seems fine. (There was one other site we found which seemed to be having problems, but it seems to have recovered.)

    In conversation Monday, 24-Jun-2019 09:03:00 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  8. Wandering Beekeeper ⚙️ (fasaandrew1879@tabletop.social)'s status on Sunday, 23-Jun-2019 17:58:44 EDT Wandering Beekeeper ⚙️ Wandering Beekeeper ⚙️

    Good news: I have a job offer!
    Bad news: I'm too broke to take it, but if I don't, I lose my unemployment for refusing a job. It's in Rochester NY, about 4 hours away. I need $60 for the Amtrak ticket, cash for cheap food until I get a paycheck, and a couch to crash on until I can get a furnished room. I have #maille for sale, and donations are also an option, although I have a hard time just asking for money. https://paypal.me/tarlimanjoppos or cash.app/$tarlimanjoppos #pride #lgbtqa #furry #leather

    In conversation Sunday, 23-Jun-2019 17:58:44 EDT from tabletop.social permalink Repeated by woozle
  9. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2019 08:42:40 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin

    <paste>
    Investigating - Discord is affected by the general internet outage. Hang tight. Pet your cats.
    Jun 24, 05:25 PDT
    </paste>

    The phrase "general internet outage" is not at all alarming. :kestraglow:

    In conversation Monday, 24-Jun-2019 08:42:40 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  10. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2019 10:41:30 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin
    • Teryl's Tales of Whim~
    • Madison

    @bikerchick
    @Teryl_Pacieco

    We're aware of the spambot; I should be able to access my admin panel within an hour (currently on mobile). Thanks for the alert!

    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Jun-2019 10:41:30 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  11. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2019 08:53:39 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin
    • Charlotte 💜 KSC
    • ash of your memes
    • Ponquifaitpeur 👻

    @punky
    yeah, I just noticed that. Unfortunately I'm afk for several hours and can't access my admin panel... possibly @kity or @LottieVixen can take action sooner than I can.

    Thanks for drawing this to my attention, and sorry about the spam!

    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Jun-2019 08:53:39 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  12. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2019 15:39:39 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin

    "Doctor, my yawns keep turning into the opening guitar riff from 'Magic Man'. Is that healthy?"

    "Hmm, could indicate a Heart problem..."

    (This Obvious Punchline™ has been brought to you by Hypertwins Industries International, for all your antiquated musical reference needs. Need antiquated musical humor? Just Get HII!™.)

    In conversation Monday, 17-Jun-2019 15:39:39 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  13. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2019 13:31:36 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin
    • Brion Vibber

    @brion Now I want to take a photo of all our boxes and boxes full of VHS recordings of TV shows from the 1990s, solely to illustrate that filk.

    In conversation Monday, 17-Jun-2019 13:31:36 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  14. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2019 10:18:48 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin
    • tessa
    • ash of your memes
    • Farhan Yusufzai :freebsd:

    @eryn @farhan I'm not sure of the technical details, because I inherited the instance long after others set it up, but my understanding is that it federates by default and we block or silence problem instances on a case-by-case basis.

    @kity may have more to add.

    In conversation Monday, 17-Jun-2019 10:18:48 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  15. can we funko not (zerodemocracy@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 14:26:20 EDT can we funko not can we funko not

    The internet was a loose collection of spaces - mostly BBSes, web forums, journal sites etc - that were run by individuals and teams who actively moderated them. For decades. It's safe to assume someone who looks at the idea of moderated instances and acts flabbergasted is being disingenuous if they were born before like 2008.

    In conversation Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 14:26:20 EDT from jorts.horse permalink Repeated by woozle
  16. Jake! (jakemonkey@queer.garden)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 12:39:20 EST Jake! Jake!

    YO! PSA time!
    I'm a psychiatric nurse practitioner, means I prescribe and manage psych meds, I'm a trans poly queer that likes helping out the folks who have less of a share of the pie than the rest. You got some medical questions? You got some psych question specifically? Feel free to hit me up for some free-ass informal advice! Consider it a perk of being not a white cishet! :heart_pride:

    In conversation Friday, 07-Dec-2018 12:39:20 EST from queer.garden permalink Repeated by woozle
  17. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jun-2019 14:31:08 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin

    My last post on Hubcat actually came through formatted decently on Mastodon -- blockquotes, boldface, links all intact -- which I was not expecting.

    I do wish Hubzilla had a CW option, or that you could add a CW when boosting.

    In conversation Saturday, 15-Jun-2019 14:31:08 EDT from toot.cat permalink
  18. ar.al🌻 (aral@mastodon.ar.al)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2019 08:27:23 EDT ar.al🌻 ar.al🌻

    The Internet belongs to us all and yet our names are owned/controlled by commercial entities. Isn’t it time to put an end to this ridiculous rent seeking for what are essentially rows in a database? @OpenNIC has a free/open alternative. We should mandate all browsers support it.

    #FreeTheDomain

    In conversation Saturday, 18-May-2019 08:27:23 EDT from mastodon.ar.al permalink Repeated by woozle
  19. Phildini @ Home (phildini@xoxo.zone)'s status on Monday, 13-May-2019 18:09:52 EDT Phildini @ Home Phildini @ Home

    Hi internet friends. I have a very dear friend with over a decade of technical writing experience who is likely to get deported in the next month unless they can find a job.

    Anyone looking for technical writers in the Bay Area?

    In conversation Monday, 13-May-2019 18:09:52 EDT from xoxo.zone permalink Repeated by woozle
  20. Woozle Hypertwin (woozle@toot.cat)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2019 11:58:21 EDT Woozle Hypertwin Woozle Hypertwin

    she gotta nutha banana :D
    #hypertwins

    In conversation Saturday, 11-May-2019 11:58:21 EDT from toot.cat permalink
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