Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 36

@mavica I wouldn't trust what they say, they're full of shit

@mavica *sends hugs* we all love you mavi

@mplouffe nah, still none of that around

Running low on provisions, the octopus braved the blasted wasteland in search of supplies

Walking along deserted (apart from the dog walkers and joggers, I mean really, they kill the whole apocalypse vibe) streets they finally found a merchant who had milk, bread, and cigarettes in stock, a bounty not seen since before the outbreak brought the ravenous hordes

(I went up tesco, their stock levels are getting better now)

@mavica and none of the rest of us worked that one out either, so there's that as well

@mavica I saw others saying they couldn't do the level you got to

and people call many games easy despite how difficult they actually are, sod probably had a phd in wave synthesis or some bullshit

@mavica from what I've seen around the internet about it most people seem to have difficulties with it so it's not just you

:gamepro3: :gamepro4: :gamepro5:

@mavica :gamepro5:

fun item to give to your dnd party: @jk 's bag of holding

it's like a bag of holding, but it only contains an infinite number of chickens

@cyrridven it's a known side-effect

it's on the little leaflet that comes in the box that nobody reads

@evie they're... they're taking the piss right?

right?

@mavica just a hyperlink sitting on the disk

'cause we all know they wouldn't be capable of fitting a game downloader in 1.44MB

@mavica I want them to lean in to the whole thing and just ship floppy disks with a link to download the game

that'd be cool

@mavica important rule of challenge: no day 1 patch that's actually the entire goddamn game

@mavica how's that an unpopular opin... *remembers what happened last time* ah... yeah...