Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 39

@mavica HAPPY GAYMAS!

@PixiePrincess sadly it isn't, but it is out there making things safer for people so I'm sure Greta won't be too put out

@mavica show those tiny bacterial bastards who's boss!

@mavica gonna have to wrap you in double sided sticky tape and roll you around the room

so let me get this straight, the white house is saying that hilary clinton purposely lost the 2016 presidential election with the help of russian hackers so that in three years trump would make a call to ukraine to try to dig up dirt on joe biden's son because biden was going to announce a bid for president and then rudy giuliani would go on TV and admit to everything just so the democrats could impeach trump

that... that appears to be what they're saying so... :psyduck:

@Nine only been inside the one catholic church in the UK and that was a big brutalist concrete thing so I'm not sure that counts as proper churchy

@Nine did a tour of various churchy things in Florence as part of an arty history type course and didn't pick it up there so I have no idea what's up with the CofE

@Nine I don't remember a smell (although the last time I was in one was over a decade ago) but I certainly caught a weird vibe

put a gonk on it

:gonk:

@evie those are super-cool looking

@mavica 🍍 !

@mavica hope you feel better soon

make sure to get plenty of liquidy stuff

Should anyone else want to put a gonk on it, here's an image with a transparent background

@colon_three GONK G-GONK GONK GONK GONK

@colon_three BABY YODA!

PUT A GONK ON IT!

@colon_three WOOKIEE!

PUT A GONK ON IT!

@colon_three DEATH STAR!

PUT A GONK ON IT!

disappointed to learn "bus bars" are a power distribution thing and not combination mass transit/drinking establishments