Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 40

@trashyfins yeah, I ain't trusting them lot with anything in production

those servers are going to be getting dropped once a fortnight at least

I don't get this whole "nextdoor" thing

We don't talk to the neighbours when we see them in the street, why would we want to talk to them online?

@kyzh sadly not, we've been too proactive at it and aren't aware of any more we can block

@masklayer if I have anything to do with it one of 'em's getting renamed oceany mcoceanface

ah yes, "Moose stalks couple eating poutine", just the image I needed for my website!

these are amazing

https://cira.ca/stock-images

stock images courtesy of the canadian internet registration authority (thems what hand out the .ca domains)

@iliana oh my god

@ben well, an actual little mini petrol generator would be adorable, but probably not as safe and worse for the environment

I need one of these

it's a USB power bank in the form of a little mini petrol generator!

@mavica 🎶 squirrel that's also a bu-un
whoa-oa
squirrel that's also a bun! 🎶

@trashyfins nope

bear says "was born with 'em"

@wxcafe yeah, west country area I can give you pretty good certainty that that'll be how it's understood, anywhere else it's probably understood that way too

@wxcafe in english as she is spoke 'round these parts the "man" functions more as an exclamation rather than addressing anyone but of course your mileage may vary, depends on local dialect, etc.

@syrup hmm... accelerometer and a wav player might do the trick...